BREAKING: According to sources Wahlert QB JP Elbert will be Out for tomorrow’s game due to severe period cramps. I’m hearing many players on the team are dealing with the same injury. @WCHS_Barstool
@cpu_barstool@BarstoolCdhs You guys had that crip walkin ass ref sucking your cock the whole game and still manage to sell the 17 point lead, happy homecoming you inbred pieces of shit with your celebration of CP university