Ted Mustard

1 faggot son, 2 lesbian daughters, Love beer and babes, dead wife, love trump, and unemployed, 5’7 200 pounds

[Donald Green @DonaldGreen6492]

About to go on this sorry ass visit to UNI. I’m surprised this poverty ass college can even pay to host us @fuckmadpussy111 @MustardTed45719 @JackHayes @connorostwinkle

[Ted Mustard @MustardTed45719]

@fuckmadpussy111 @A_townBarstool Who the fuck are they feeling like?? #fuckyou

[Ronald Smith Sr @fuckmadpussy111]

@A_townBarstool sweetest fuckers ever pressing us in the parking lot we beat the fuck out of one of yall. Pull up to jethros for a fade. #fuckAnkeny #cougtober

[N’Lapran Kippe @NLapran]

@fuckmadpussy111 @A_townBarstool If i see any of you fuckers at jethros especially the steve urkel looking motherfucker, you will get your fucking ass beat #CougTober #FuckEverything

[LucyFigglebottomVIII @camthomas64]

@A_townBarstool Sweetest fuckers around. Heard they beat up little puppies for fun. Fucking pussies.

[Ted Mustard @MustardTed45719]

@A_townBarstool You guys some sorry ass mfs we beat the fuck out of your boys don’t try and run a fade with the cougs #rollcougs #thankyouseniors #waittillnextyear

[Ted Mustard @MustardTed45719]

@liam_iii698239 @DonaldGreen6492 @diggletop49816 @AdamsdaG @fuckmadpussy111 Hell the fuck yeah let’s do it

[Ted Mustard @MustardTed45719]

What is with this virtual learning day shit? pretty fucking badass but I wasn't going to school anyway gotta go get fucking lit #fagsuperintendent #beer #rowdy #hellyeah

[N’Lapran Kippe @NLapran]

What the fuck is this bullshit talk about having school monday! Its fucking state!!! Im fucking fed up! I will NOT be at school. #newsuperintendent #wtf

[Donald Green @DonaldGreen6492]

@MustardTed45719 @diggletop49816 @fuckmadpussy111 @AdamsdaG Pre func at ellie nurres house be there

[Ted Mustard @MustardTed45719]

@liam_iii698239 @diggletop49816 @fuckmadpussy111 @DonaldGreen6492 @AdamsdaG Sorry william wellington you can have a beer or two with us

[Ted Mustard @MustardTed45719]

We pregaming before this fucking game or what let’s get some fireballs and Busch #beer #Deitersdick @diggletop49816 @fuckmadpussy111 @DonaldGreen6492 @AdamsdaG

[Barstool Kennedy @BarstoolKennedy]

It has come to our attention that we will be having school Monday. FUCK SCHOOL AND MAKE THE TRIP TO THE WELL‼️CR school district don’t like to see the cougars run Cr every fucking year. @WashBarstool @TheNestBarStool

[Ted Mustard @MustardTed45719]

@AdamsdaG That nose prolly bigger than this little cucks dih #Buggs #oneonone

[Howard Adams lV @AdamsdaG]

This little nigga did not change at all will always be a little chopped ass boy who’s a cuck #bugs #Elitakingthatshitdown

[N’Lapran Kippe @NLapran]

IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET LOUD DONT SIT IN THE FUCKING STUDENT SECTION!!!! TALKING TO YOU CHUZZ!!! #win #easy #reuben

[Ted Mustard @MustardTed45719]

@DonaldGreen6492 @PickensCli72393 @NLapran @liam_iii698239 @AdamsdaG @DuffeKevin3221 @ViiPatrick61488 @diggletop49816 @camthomas64 Sounds good to me i’ll be there with my dick out for trey #legacy #BYOB

[Donald Green @DonaldGreen6492]

I’m thinking we do naked out for the theme on Monday at the well what are we thinking boys ?? @PickensCli72393 @NLapran @liam_iii698239 @AdamsdaG @DuffeKevin3221 @ViiPatrick61488 @diggletop49816 @MustardTed45719 @camthomas64

[Donald Green @DonaldGreen6492]

This shit weak as hell they aren’t even throwing ass smh #weakasl #LANK

[Ted Mustard @MustardTed45719]

@BarstoolKennedy Warm the fucking buses #hellyeah