❝And just to keep my head afloat and my body unprovoked,
I set up walls but make sure to include windows.❞
﹣ Mᴏʀɢᴀɴ / Mᴏʀɢᴜᴇ / Mᴏɢ
﹣ Tᴇʟᴇᴘᴀᴛʜ / Mᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ / OC
﹣ MCU / Fᴏx / X﹣Mᴇɴ
[ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ₂₁/₀₄/₁₇ ]
Tʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ⬎
@sonofragendLUV [ 🥰🥰🥰🥰 ]
Heh. It wasn't that Mog didn't empathise with Simon's struggles, but more so that she felt no need to coddle him. Direct language and action /worked/.
@sonofragendLUV [ ????? Yes ????? ]
God, maybe having no friends wasn't so terrible after all. This was like experiencing the worst parts of parenthood without the fun of having the kid.
[ dang I didn't know your son was the riddler ]
@sonofragendLUV [ ???? Looks like weak sass. He doesn't want to tell you everything?? Maybe he's up to naughty teenager things. Maybe he's a criminal. Maybe he's a magician. ]
[ bitch ask him before I come clap you ]
Thank God for her little stereo set up to make this bearable.
@sonofragendLUV [ no. fuck u. may as well clean now I'm awake. ]
Being passively cruel to men wasn't the most productive use of her time, but then again, where had being kind to them got her? Nowhere. Mog may as well be a bit of a dick as she cleaned the kitchen.
@sonofragendLUV [ okay well I did mean to snap at you because 1) I'm tired and 2) your dad problems annoy me ]
[ he's a kid, not an alien, fuckin ask him what's wrong if you don't want me to do it ]
[ do it or I will ]
@sonofragendLUV [ 😤 well I was just falling into a nap when my cell went beep beep again, so now I hate you. See how easy it is for that to happen ????? ]
[ u sound like you've got it all figured out bud so why don't you go fix the problem ya self 😌😌 I'm not gonna argue with you ]
@sonofragendLUV [ oh yeah because teenage boys never look at girls in their 20's, in fact they think girls are icky and gross. 10/10 hormone control. get it together old man. ]
[ I can ask him why he's being salty??? I also hate my parents, we can vibe ]
@sonofragendLUV [ then just ask him what's wrong?? Do u want me to talk to him?? ]
Mog tossed a handful of popcorn into her mouth.
[ Don't tell him I'm your friend, tell him a mutant rights activist. Also I'm hot. That should do it. 😌 ]
@sonofragendLUV Mog snorted a laugh.
[ L M A O . He's practically a teenager. Maybe he just doesn't want to talk to his dad ????? Maybe he had cooler plans ??? Maybe you pissed him off ????? It's not a mutant-exclusive experience b. ]
@RipYouInHalf "Hey!"
Scowling at his shenanigans, Mog simply huffed in a displeased manner and awaited the return of her shoe, as if she knew he wouldn't keep her waiting long.
"Don't be mean."
"Oh, am I supposed to use your mutant name? The Juggernaut!"
Mog gave a dramatic gasp.
"You wanna call me my code names? I've got Morgana, Witch Bitch from the First Floor, /Morgue/—, they're all very scary."