Mutants_Unite

I am a parent, pain (and Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome) patient, author and activist. I don't know what else I'm supposed to be too broken to do, but I'll do that too.

[Mutants_Unite @MutantsU]

@jarvis came back for a little minute just to hit follow because you said to in an old video from a few years ago. You're just so adorable, how could I refuse?

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@mccloskeyusa Maybe if your wife wasn't a beard then you wouldn't look so awkward every time you stand next to her. Dude, it's ok. Just come out of the closet.

[Mutants_Unite @MutantsU]

My eldest son told me he has an ass razor and I laughed so hard I cried. Then he said it was special and now my head hurts so bad and I can't stop laughing. He said he would never kill me slow. I said all I have to do is yell "ass razor" and we'll both laugh ourselves to death.

[Mutants_Unite @MutantsU]

Before Trump, there was Queen Elizabeth II saying there's good people on both sides.

#IrishQueers

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Patients who turn to the street for relief don't do it to relieve withdrawal; they do it to stave off the bone-crushing, electrocuting kind of pain we only expected to come from literal torture.

[Bev Schechtman🇮🇱 @ibdgirl76]

A common false narrative is when CPP’s are cut off of meds they go to the street to prevent w/d. This narrative says that the driver of patients continuing to take opioids is preventing withdrawal. But that’s not factual and not evidence supported.

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Responsibility isn't about who made the mess.

Responsibility is about your ability to respond.

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@FortniteStatus Just found this post because we've been trying yesterday and today to purchase and it's saying the server is down.

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My friend Ames had a brilliant idea for deflating floaties after the pool!

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@NikylanK @MRH_Supt I heard they had already had to rescue some dog(s).

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@EugeneLeeYang has Gay Horse, now I have Gay Chain! Gonna make all my gaybies some pretties.

[Justine Collum (she/her) 💖💜💙 @jcollum682]

.@HotTopic why did I log onto Freddie Mercury’s internet and see that the BEE in LGBT is 3x as much as other @squishmallows because it’s a “Hot Topic Exclusive”?!? This is biphobic toward me specifically and I demand a free Bee(sexual) Squishmallow. DM for mailing address. 💗💜💙

[Mutants_Unite @MutantsU]

So I can't have my pain treated, I can't say no to pointless surgeries without being hurt for it, and now I won't be able to get an abortion if I need one?

Healthcare doesn't seem to care much about our health. Needs a new name.

DieIfYouCantSupportCapitalism?

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@END_JRN Oh I get how they keep going. I just don't know how we do.

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How do you hear that people like you (chronic pain patients) have had a raise in suicide of 470% and just keep going?

Seriously, because I don't freaking know any more.

[Mutants_Unite @MutantsU]

Introducing our newest family member:

Kiwi Gummy Bear Hamiston, aka Panda Man.

He loved his Easter egg! (Strawberry blossom from the garden, corn kernel and grape).

[Mutants_Unite @MutantsU]

Learned a new skill, put it to use and now I have made over a hundred rings in about a week. Pain gives you energy sometimes, and if you can put it into bending, hammering and cutting things productively, it doesn't have to be so bad. Until it's over, at least.

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@evaThomp34 @washingtonpost Thousands of us are already gone, and I can't help but wonder why we're still here even now. It definitely doesn't feel like I should be.

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From the @washingtonpost which I would link, except they have played both sides of this issue for far too long.

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@EugeneLeeYang Gavin (they/them) is walking around saying "I'm fancy, you're not, shut up." They also have been dealing with chronic pain/GI issues and being fancy and pretending like they are you, in their own words, helps the pain. LGBTQ+ icons save lives and give healing/hope.

[Mutants_Unite @MutantsU]

People want to act like an assistant manager should get $14 an hour when teenagers are getting $15 an hour, paid holidays and sick leave. Elevate your game or get some boomers to stock your shelves. I'm not raising my babies to work themselves into an early grave for capitalism.