Sammy

s 20 I love Spider-Man

[doa updates @ericdoaupdatess]

eric went live on ig for a brief moment

[ese 🍃 @fw_ese]

When I say gang shit i mean:

* Drinking water
* Smoking weed
* getting paid
* Uplifting the homies
* Minding my fucking business

[Jorge Blake @jjorgeblake]

Every Latino is Puerto Rican today

[jenski @britegrl_]

Mexican but TONIGHT I’m Puerto Rican 💯💯💯💯💯

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

@megacringe69 U damned me

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

I absolutely do not deserve the friends i have they are absolutely amazing people and i wish them all the best aside from @megacringe69 for convincing me for almost a straight year that the sacramento kings couldve been good

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

I’ve become a pretty boring person

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

The debate in my head over if my parents will be cut off later in life going crazy rn

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

Envy

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

Envy

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

Instagram reels just gave me the worst doom scroll ever almost 90% was about parents I hate you meta

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

First thing I see when I meet my parents is arguments I think I just miss my girlfriend already

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

Rs love life rn

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

@LILBTHEBASEDGOD Can you bless me goat

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

but in all seriousness thank god he won i genuinely could not see that dickface cuomo winning this
for the first time i am happy about something political this year and hopefully with mamdani winning this will allow more young democrats decide to advocate for themselves and run

[Sammy @MutedSammy]

mamdani won bring out the shawarma

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

[JOJI @sushitrash]

see u soon