Xiao

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

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[ً @aslovewept]

this is war.

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

@GALAXYGLUTT0N Fucking dies–

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

S t a r e s

[𝐖꩜𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓 . @GALAXYGLUTT0N]

how long after sex is it okay to ask to borrow like 20,000 credits ?

. . . Hypothetically.

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

Squints.

[𝐖꩜𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓 . @GALAXYGLUTT0N]

“ Good morning, partner! Ya gotta say it back, or that’s 12 years of back luck. That’s not a thing at all, but you believed me for a second, didn’t you? ~

So, let’s talk. First, have a wonderful day. Second, feel free to tell me about said day. . . If I’m awake. Do your best! ”

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

Judging his boss immensely.

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

....why are they like this....

[𝐖꩜𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓 . @GALAXYGLUTT0N]

damn beautiful, you look like a painting from the rain a sauce .

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

Why is his boss like this....

[𝐖꩜𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓 . @GALAXYGLUTT0N]

they’re called leggings because you put your le—

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

He deadpans at them.

[𝐖꩜𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓 . @GALAXYGLUTT0N]

okay, i won’t ask anyone at all—

for the rest of today .

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

He crossed his arms and glares.

[𝐖꩜𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓 . @GALAXYGLUTT0N]

hey !

haha— it was a joke, just a joke.

. . . maybe

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

J u m p s
And bonks them on the head

Ashveil no.

[𝐖꩜𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓 . @GALAXYGLUTT0N]

oh ?

well, good morning, sleepyhead. me? ah, don’t worry; i’ll sleep later. already done slept yesterday away. but, guess who just got paid? aha, that’s right ! someone else in the world !

so, wanna read me the silly little numbers on the back of your card ?

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

×Originally from the xianzhou flagship Daiyu but left to be a personal contact on the luofu by Qingzhu before the flagship fell.

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

〔 MUSE 〕

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

He is and he isnt.

[𝐖꩜𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓 . @GALAXYGLUTT0N]

getting the feeling you’re not sorry at all.

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

More shoulder shaking.

Sorry ashveil-

[𝐖꩜𝐋𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓 . @GALAXYGLUTT0N]

NO ???

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

Arby'sveil....pffft

Cue the suble shake of his shoulders from muted laughter-

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

Chsnging his bandages cause the ones he had been wearing got dirty....

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

"......"

He wont stop them

/haku....haku no

[𝑫𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝑬𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 🌙 @PenaconyRedhead]

I'll empty the freezer in the Bloodhound building's break room and take a nap in there.

//Haku no.

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

They should

[𝑫𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝑬𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 🌙 @PenaconyRedhead]

He's never tried it. Maybe he should give it a try one day.

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

They'd be suprised how comforrable it is

[𝑫𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝑬𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 🌙 @PenaconyRedhead]

Since when are freezers comfortable to sleep in?

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

<– fell asleep like a idiot.

[Xiao @MutedSleuth]

Sneezes-