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[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

This is the same script applied in South Sudan. You go to work one morning and find your office lock has been changed. Those who happen to get a wind of their dismissal empty the coffers a day before.

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

President Daniel Moi was the real deal. He used to hire and fire people through the 1 p.m. KBC Radio Taifa news bulletin.

At one point, he appointed Micah Cheserem as the governor of the Central Bank of Kenya while Cheserem was in Malawi working for Unilever. According to Cheserem, he heard about his appointment on the Friday news, then called the President. Moi informed him that he was expected to report to work on Monday.

Cheserem politely explained that he worked for an international company and needed time to give notice. Moi's response? "Fine, start on Tuesday." 🤣

And that was it. No interview. No vetting. No parliamentary approval. No endless HR emails. Just a radio announcement and a presidential deadline extension of 24 hours.

We've come a long way as a country! 😄

[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

First EPL title since I begun supporting arsenal in 2006. Never question my loyalty.

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

Back in primary school, my friend was sent home for tuition money. He walked on his father shaving his mother's pubic hair. Bro forgot what he was coming for and ran all the way back to school again.

[Adekanmbi Ezekiel @eazymedia123]

Ever caught your parents having sex?

How did it happen

[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

And made breakfast. Fast forward after breakup she sent a meme with a caption "ladies, respect a man that once made your period come early".

[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

My ex once visited me. It was a long night- you know how "reunions" go in long distance relationships. Woke up with the same energy and at around eleven, my sheets were stained. Huge red spots.
She was visibly ashamed but I reassured her. I went ahead and bought pads, bathed her

[Daniel Lutaaya @DanielLutaaya]

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen.
If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood.
And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads.
As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

Bruh 🤣🤣

[Jaśnie Pan @jasniepan12]

@BlackwoodBrief Are they going to fight a war with ballistic Spears?

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

At Raping women in Kenya.

[Maester @Tekanomo_]

@HistoryVille To truly understand how crazy this time was for the Catholic Chruch, you have to watch this Series.

[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

They're copying congress traders in the US. It's simply insider trading.

[Nyakundi Junior🇰🇪 @VictorNyakund10]

What informational or analytical edge enabled Ndindi Nyoro to accumulate a significant position in KPLC at approximately 1.88 bob , ahead of its substantial price surge toward 18? Was this driven by deep fundamental analysisor superior interpretation of macro and sector-specific catalysts?
With his recent acquisition of 10.4M shares in Kenya Airways, does this signal another potential value play, early positioning ahead of a turnaround, or simply a high-risk speculative bet?
For investors observing such moves, the key question is: should one interpret this as a signal worth following, or independently reassess the underlying fundamentals, risk profile, and turnaround viability before allocating capital?
@cheruiyotkb

[Ericksen @kimanige067]

@Josh001J Sometimes unaomoka and you are good to people and still table turns uhangaike zaidi, it's not necessarily that when you look down on people or misuse money utafall. Akiamungu Life is unpredictable, kma unataka kudespise watu Fanya Ivo ukitaka kuwa mzuri kuwa mzuri tu aki

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

A fat man knows he is fat. He does not delude himself into thinking otherwise. He accepts it and often does not even mind being identified with it. A fat woman, on the other hand, is anything but that. She will refuse to see herself as fat and will be deeply offended should anyone address her as such. In fact, if you attempt to tell her she is fat, she will take offense and quickly label it body shaming, as though her weight were an injustice inflicted upon her rather than a condition she helped create.

[HARDINI🪄 @jhardini7]

@ick_real Projection is a very real phenomenon

[Gotha Mgotherera @AleeHusssein]

@musakuru45 My Fists are Bisexual. They do both Genders

[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

I have a very emotional story to tell about this

[Chief Of Twita (King Of East)🇰🇪 @TwitaChief]

Bro to bro: If it happens upelekwe koroga na foreman, usiende hio sector ya kubeba mchanga na bucket.

[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

She came to visit me on Valentines Eve. On Valentines day we went to KICC and then spent the rest of the day huko arboretum. Jioni as we were going home students wa state house girls wakaanza kutushangilia from their dormitories. We just stood there and kissed 😂

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

First date 101:

[Dr Moeketsi @AusBassie]

Day 301

[Me @MuthamiaRodgers]

@PesaWall Can we produce palm oil in kenya?

[Tristan @severijnss]

Pavel Durov, Telegram founder, is a straight savage, highly recommend listening to the new Lex Fridman podcast with him if you want to do anything great, I’m convinced these types were the guys conquering and building empires back in the day, times have changed, so today that manifests differently, but we can listen to all of their thoughts while they’re doing it, insane if you ask me