Call Me Sonjo.

Distressed

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Santi Cazorla has announced his retirement from professional football.

A player loved by almost everyone in the game. Even rival fans found it hard to dislike him.

🏆🏆 FA Cup.
🏆 Intertoto Cup.
🏆🏆 European Championship.
🥇 Spain Player of the Year.
🥇 Arsenal Player of the Year.

Brilliant footballer. Even better person. What a career. ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇪🇸 Santi Cazorla retires from professional football.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Gabriel Martinelli always has goalkeepers looking behind them with finishes like this 🎯

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Me and your daughter vibing to a new banger in 2046 after you rejected me in 2018

[Osagie Alonge @OsaGz]

June 29, 2000: Patrick Kluivert misses a PK against Italy, hitting the left upright.

June 29, 2026: Justin Kluivert misses a PK against Morocco, hitting the left upright.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇩🇪🇵🇾 During the Germany-Paraguay penalty shootout, with the score at 3-3, Joshua Kimmich asked Leon Goretzka twice if he was willing to take Germany's sixth penalty - the kick that ultimately proved decisive.

Goretzka 𝗗𝗘𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗 both times.

Waldemar Anton, Nathaniel Brown and Malick Thiaw also refused.

Instead, Jonathan Tah bravely stepped up to take the first penalty of his professional career.

He 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗗.

You should never criticise the player who accepts the responsibility when others won't. That's why we shouldn't blame Tah for missing the decisive spot-kick.

Criticism should be directed at those who refused to take it, despite their experience.

[Maya Amolo 💋 @mayaamolo]

Never forget 🙏🏾

[PW Chronicle @_PWChronicle]

“Austin Theory cries himself to sleep at night, since John Cena destroyed him on the mic.”

Ain’t no way Joe Hendry did Theory like that 😭😭

#WWERAW

[Pamoja Road Safety ⛑️ @CFCJoes]

Drivers who do this to other motorists should be jailed for life.
This is attempted murder.

[Kevin @FightOwensFight]

I’ve missed a lot of things I wish I hadn’t in the last 15 months because of this injury but today is, by far, the one I wish I had been there for the most.

He has brought out the best in me as both an ally and a foe. That’s because he is THE best.

When you’re consistently that good for that long, you become undeniable.

Sami becoming WWE Champion was inevitable. He has deserved that moment for a very long time and I am so happy to see him finally get it.

Now enjoy these pictures of me annoying him at various stages of our careers. The last one is him putting on my sock in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere in Texas because I thought I had broken my back the night before and could not move. He had to help me put on my boxers too.

Look how happy he is…

Now tell me he doesn’t deserve to be champion! @SamiZayn

[🐙 @parteysznx]

Man city failed him

France failed him

Pep Guardiola failed him

Society failed him

His career got crippled

There’s no way we should share the same earth with false accusers!

[DREAM @DreamWresling]

When John Cena sneaked into the Wyatt Family by wearing a sheep mask

Cena looked so tough when he cinematically unmasked himself.

John Cena vs Bray Wyatt might be one of the most underrated rivalries of all time.

[Moses koech🇰🇪 @mosesmascot]

Ati OCS anakugongea na mtoto wako anathani uko kazi , MMU students won't see heaven.

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

Every episode of Maria Kim addressed a REAL issue affecting our local communities. She was the first vocal activist I was introduced to.

[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

[Weye @I_Weye]

😂😅

[3K FC @3KFC_OFFICIAL]

Tushaonja top of the table?

[Call Me Sonjo. @Muthange_]

@endAmanl Chamakh?