Rispa

Bubbly personality. Kenyan 🇰🇪
Mum of two. Facilitator and a global citizenship educator. Into books (linear narratives). Open to new opportunities. Volunteer

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

The @PSIRegulator is nothing but a body used to cover up pharmacist who sell expired medicine to the public. Ask for evidence then call for preliminary meetings that last for 9 months with their substandard ruling. No medicine should be sold to the public when expired PERIOD!

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Casual labourers walking home from Kilimani to Kawangware brushing shoulders with their Apple Watch-wearing employers who are "fighting cholesterol"

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

@AskAIB @AIBIreland Called about an issue, the first rep didn’t seem to understand the query. Called again about the same thing and the next rep hung up on me. That’s not customer service.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya.

This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing.

He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father.

Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him,

“Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.”

Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible.

Not Waruthu.

Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism.

The man did not spend money. He attacked it.

Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again.

This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange.

I’m not joking.

Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque.
19 million.

At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling.

He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before.

Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly.

House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers.

Any other human being would learn.

Waruthu?

Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary.

Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project.

Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance.

Again the government comes.

Again they acquire.

Again Waruthu is paid.

This time 25 million.

You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million.

This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects.

He doesn’t farm.

He doesn’t build wealth.

He doesn’t invest.

He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings.

The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru.

Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle.

The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM.

Respect. 😂

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

Here is a list of foreigners whom Evelyn Cheluget, the Director General of Immigration Services, has issued Kenyan passports to travel with. The orders to issue the passports came from the Statehouse. Number 6 is Zimbabwe’s Wicknel Chivayo, who is supposed to help Kasongo steal the 2027 elections.

To apply for a Kenyan passport, you need a Kenyan identity card and an e-citizen account, and you have to pay. Whose account was used for this illegal passports application? Did they use a zero token where no payment was made? Why were the immigration officers told the applicants were Very Important Persons (VIPs) and to issue express passports? Please Google the list of names of those Ruto gave Kenyan passports. Post what you find on the comments.

Selling Kenyan passports is evil but selling our passports to criminals is pure demonic behaviour! Ruto Must Go!

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The English-English

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

I hear SHA is suddenly working.

20B meant for Affordable Housing has been pumped there

Nyota thing pia

Many things will MIRACULOUSLY work btwn now and August 2027

But 2028, mtajua hamjui. Especially his last term

United Opposition nayo ni jina. It's more divided than USSR

[Saitabao ole Kanchory @Saitabao]

Lest we forget, the people promising to make Kenya a first world country, killed Kenyans for demanding a better country

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

👇 May he RIP 💔

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@elonmusk

[GFY TV @Viralvid_89]

@elonmusk

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

Well deserved

[Schools of Sanctuary Ireland @SofSIreland]

A huge congratulations to Brusna National School in county Roscommon for officially being awarded champion school of sanctuary status today!

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

Excited to have been part of the monitoring team at Brusna National School in County Roscommon last week. The teachers and students showcased incredible dedication and talent. It was a rewarding experience to contribute. #schoolsofSantuaryIreland #BrusnaNationalSchool

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Writers Never Die,

Their Works Mortality Defy,

Their ink never dries

Convictions are not lies

With Nature you've complied

Thus we say Goodbye 🫂

(Rest in His Bossom, Good Sir Ngungi wa Thiong'o)

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

Monday is a fresh start. Happy to be among the monitoring team for Ballinlough National School as a school of sanctuary and congratulations to them for being the first champion of primary school of sanctuary in county roscommon.
#schoolsofSantuaryIreland @BallinloughNS

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

Yesterday, I was honoured to be invited by the linenhall world book club Castlebar. We had a good conversation and had the opportunity to explicate ; A visually striking allegory, Devil on the cross. Unlocking secrets within the pages. 🔑Nothing cooler than a good book. 🆒

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

The one who told me to pay €50 cents ran to the counter and told me to pay €1.50 for it #StormÉowyn #poweroutage #motherhood #GratitudeJourney

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

I ran out of hot water for making a bottle for my baby and I thought of going to the nearest convinience store. When I walked in I met two gentlemen. One told me to get the water and the other told me it's 50 cents I was okay with it but when I was leaving,

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

@DPCIreland Does this policy apply to direct provision centres?

[Oluwaseun Ola @ddiezworld]

This is where minister @rodericogorman and IPAS want to move vulnerable mothers and children to.
Note: This place has been a subject of far-right agitation since May of this year. If anything happens to us and our children, hold this minister responsible.

[Rispa @MuthoniRispa]

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