Tausi

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I wake up on my own vs when someone wakes me up

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it

[summrs @1luckixho]

No contact is no contact fuck you and your birthday

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Man, ama mimi ndio fala?

They created a national infrastructure fund that draws its money from our taxes, has private bank accounts, managed by presidential appointees, has no oversight body, and can borrow in our name.

Aje? Someone explain to me like Karen Nyamu please

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Middle Class walikua wanakataa kutokea kwa protests ndo hao wanaibiwa at gunpoint.

You can never outrun bad governance!

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My brain going on a little adventure instead of being present in a conversation!!

[True Story! 🇰🇪💉 @LizzInjinia]

Put this on a billboard.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent.

Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

Me changing my CV for every job position.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KNH has increased the cost of several medical services, with some fees more than tripling since April.

Here is how some charges changed:

— Endoscopy: up 208% to Sh20,000
— Ultrasound scan: up 167% to Sh4,800
— Colonoscopy: up 155% to Sh25,000
— Endoscopy + biopsy: up 150% to Sh22,500
— Colonoscopy + biopsy: up 137% to Sh27,500
— Consultation fee: up 35% to Sh1,550

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya's public debt could be higher than officially reported.

The World Bank says Kenya's public debt is about Sh13.4 trillion, not the official Sh12.8 trillion.

This comes after it added Sh383 billion in securitised future revenues and Sh205 billion in verified unpaid pending bills to Kenya's debt calculations.

[A Black Doltjie @B____D___]

God sitting there shaking his head

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Every single time

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night:

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

POV: it’s 2007 and you’re a kid again

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[🪾🏔️🌳 @samaikyle]

Adoption is the new name for grabbing.