Tyso

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[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

Siri ya hidden butterfly roof ni hii.

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

I’ve watched this 50 times and I still get caught out by his pump fakes

[Okowa Nashon @OkowaNashon]

I HAVE carefully read the recently released Kenya Housing Survey 2023/24 by KNBS. Well, I found some findings perplexing, intriguing and as well refreshing.

Here are a few interesting of findings from the survey report:-

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Carl Jung,
only boldness can deliver from fear

[Kashyap Gohel @kashgohel]

Particle Board, Blockboard, MDF, Solid Wood used in Kitchens, Wardrobes & Bathroom Cabinets- A Thread. 😊

Broad category is natural wood and engineered wood. Natural woods you can usually find in Kenya are softwoods like Cypress, Pine and hardwoods like Mahogany, Mvule. 🧵1/10

[Tyso @Muthuri_tyson]

@Munenesimo10 @ESPNUK Chelsea are not in the title race but the title race wants to have Chelsea in it.

Respectfully we decline the invitation…for now.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Enzo Fernandez left his wife and suddenly started playing good to impress the hoes

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

It is over, William.

[Tyso @Muthuri_tyson]

@EricNjiiru 😂

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Thank God.

Men can’t get pregnant anymore.

[Tyso @Muthuri_tyson]

Also don't forget to delete one between Neymar, Messi, Vinii and Suarez.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Difficult, but delete one 🤝

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

@EstherPassaris @KamalaHarris By human rights I know you mean abortion. Because there is no right that men have that women do not have.
You then go ahead to mention God after mentioning the right to kill babies. Isn’t that murder?
The jokes wright themselves. Socialite Bimbo.

[Tyso @Muthuri_tyson]

@BasilKahoro @RodgersKipembe Raila should divide that house kabisaa

[Tyso @Muthuri_tyson]

Na ndo nilikuwa nashangaa Mr. Chameleon alikuwa ananegotiate deal ya speaker aje, kwani Weta angeenda wapi?

[𝑪𝑷𝑴 𝑴𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒊 @CPMMwangi]

A set of leaked chats hint that the DP Rigathi`s fiasco is part of an entire plot to sneak the term extension by the executive.

The CJ will be expunged and Wetangula takes her place.

The speaker`s post goes with Otiende Amolo.

Ichungwa to join the executive, still unclear which post.

The extension is to be done straight from the 2 houses without the lawful referrundum. Arrangements are in place as the proposal will apply to all elective posts thus they will vote in favor.

Ladies and Gentlemen, shall we?
Nothing will change. Its been 4 months of further chaos and agony.

[Tyso @Muthuri_tyson]

@BasilKahoro One tribe against 41

[Tyso @Muthuri_tyson]

Anataka kutunyima kipindi, watazamaji we've been so ready.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

DP Rigathi is seriously sick and is admitted at hospital, his lead counsel Paul Muite informs the Senate.

[Tyso @Muthuri_tyson]

The accuracy

[COmbeta @OmbetaC]

In relation to Senate proceedings huyu ni wa nani?

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

@AT_Bajaber ... when your client is mortally wounded in cross examination and you don't want him to die in your hands while re-examining him... you wash off hands and leave him to nurse his own wounds.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

That clown Sancho is somewhere laughing at us