Mûtîsyia

Chief Futurist @pafetechnology || Building World Class Technology Where You Least Expect

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In the near future, we are going to have a fully pledged research department at Pafè technology.

People will be paid for being crazy.

In the meantime, please support us with gigs.

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So FIFA thinks we are going to wake up at 4AM to watch football?

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@_mpekethu_ At this rate I might just find another doctor.

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Hardest Interview Questions:

1. Tell us about yourself.
2. What is your biggest achievement so far?

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Reminder: Having a job doesn't mean one has money.

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@mbiti_mwondi Cha muhimu ni, Alai is suffering.

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@StanleyMasinde_ Dunga mkuki nje msigongane huko na our boy from Tseikuru.

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@Bookten8 😂😂

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Omwami @Bookten8 hajawahi ona ugali ndogo hivo.

[Juja_finnest💥 @JUJA_KOT]

Ndo sapa imeivaaa hii pande, mnakula nini huko ???

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@Sila_Kasee Nditini

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We've seen you here and obviously you're from a hustler family.

You're in 2nd year Koitalel polytechnic meaning your small brother probably hasn't joined any tertiary institution.

Bro, he is planting seeds of poverty. STOP him.

[Bandit @mts__kid]

They now have a daughter

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Wengi waliongea mbaya lakini penye nia pana njia.

Saa hii mtambo iko nditini.

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Hey @Primeandeka , leta advice na uanze kuweka red carpet.

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Ok, Isak, so why are you not doing this at Anfield?

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Last week I had an acute headache.

I prescribed myself your image 3 times a day. Symptoms disappeared immediately.

I'm keeping this one, might come in handy if Ebola hits.

Thanks, Doc. Lavyu.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Getting ready to hold a retractor for hours, and suture so slowly that the anaesthesia team will hate to see me walking into the OR next time.

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@MartinKim2002 @Primeandeka Nani anauza na hiyo bei?

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Hey @Primeandeka , leta advice na uanze kuweka red carpet.

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Ni kama laana. Huoni zinataka kuharibia Maraga campaign.

[Daisy Ndemo @Tutu_lips_]

Mnapenda matiti🥵, yaani that tweet imefika 1Mirrion 🤣🤣

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Hivi kwani dereva wa teksi anatengeza shingapi kwa siku?

Jamaa ana makeke huyu.

[Masta @abuyamasta]

Nitanunua milango bro

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@Unnichedd @Primeandeka I never rule out possibilities especially in Nairobi.

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@Unnichedd @Primeandeka Pre-owned ama brand new?

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@_classicbooks_ @Primeandeka Unasarau 25k?

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@G4Glenny @Primeandeka Redmi haifai kupita 12k