Schmuck Dynasty

A Carolina Hurricanes fan trying to make sense of it all.

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@elated_one Gasp

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@omgsidewalks I would tell this Lorax to do some Xanax and relax but he's positively right, it's time we stand up and fight. Amen.

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@HoopsCrave Bruh if you was safe, you woulda wrapped Kendrick in bubble raps about how awesome he is. You are deceased to most of us I imagine. You were slain and I'm unsure if there's a recovery in sight. Sorry bro.

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Just dropped a new design in my shop. #GoCanes #Champions #2026

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Hello, I'm a former Carolina Hurricanes Homegrown Artist and here are some designs I made to celebrate and commemorate the champs being back in town.
#stanleycup #NHLChampions #nhl #CanesWin

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Team USA gear in the works, designed by yours truly.

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@HKYJersey 3XL please.

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@official_Gegeh Stadium Arcadium

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@RealEmirHan Citizen Kane, enough.

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@TheCinesthetic If there ever was a movie that deserves the opportunity to become live-action from Disney, it's this. Bring back the animators from Pirates of the Carribean and you got yourself a winner.

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@BestMovieMom It's my favorite of the 3

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@GeneralMCNews Considering, that's the word, are you fuckin kidding me, IMPEACH HIS ASS, NOW!

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Hmmm, this event looks eerily similar to what happened to Seth Jarvis. F**K THE PANTHERS!

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Gabriel Landeskog crashed into the net hard and needed help off the ice.

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@soigomaa This answer is fairly easy: "Everything Everywhere All at Once" - it could very well be cathartic for a first-time viewer. And it's quite entertaining.

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@honeymoon250 I ran out of it.

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@Wisdom_HQ He won, again.

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@ATRightMovies

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@TaraBull 7 without fail. I get an aisle seat and can comfortably talk to the legend Dave Grohl about music and smoking meats. If I get bored, T-Swift is to my left, so that's something. Lastly, former VP Kamala is behind me, who I can converse politics with.

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@DannyDrinksWine

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@miniapeur Elves are not Gnomes. This is blatant racism.