Ivy

Wife and nerd, in no particular order.

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@Sunfire_SG @AntiBorgQueen

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@Sunfire_SG Let me try that again @AntiBorgQueen is mine lol

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@Sunfire_SG Rest! The dirt will be there tomorrow but you sacrifice too much pushing through.

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@FoxxieMonoxide Am I Nic Cage??

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@kadkunz @bradmondonyc Try Addison Rae, she's super responsive to fans

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@Sunfire_SG I'm so sorry, sending love to all of you

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

I think I recognize that article 😱😍

[Lele Pons @lelepons]

Can’t wait to hear everyone’s secrets! 🤫❤️ https://t.co/6ckmva1BmM

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@svdate Thank you for saying it out loud.

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@Sunfire_SG Dead 🤦‍♀️🤣😭

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@Sunfire_SG Klaus is the best

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@FoxxieMonoxide I do this too 🙈 i spend so much time growing it out and nurturing my natural color back, then get a wild hair and dye it purple or chop it off.

It's the safest form of self flagellation 🤣

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

Working from home has so far been a study in doing 5,000 things at once. Today: two articles written, 2x5 meals served, laundry folded, and 1 baby bird fed x2.

If only I had time to eat 😅. Loving it so far though, so excited about everything ahead.

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@gtconway3d No accomplishment will ever be as sweet as that time dozens of bearded dragons followed me on IG in a single day. The pet profiles are the pinnacle of a preferred patron.

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@GrumpyOwlGaming Thanks, babe. I'm nervous, but excited!

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@bradmondonyc My husband followed your guidelines (and "what not to do's) and gave me an amazing quarantine color. 😱

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

Remember the first question? Well, not the first one. The tenth one?

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@Sunfire_SG I'm sorry friend. I hope you get relief soon, be gentle with yourself!

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@walmarthelp one of your employees cussed me out when I needed help. I have tried to get someone to privately reach out to me several times because I didn't want to make a big stink, but you keep ignoring my effort and my local Walmart phone# isn't working right. Hello??

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@walmarthelp i still need someone to contact me.

[Ivy @MuttersMommy]

@walmarthelp I need someone to contact me privately about an issue at one of your stores today, and my local store's number keeps disconnecting in menu. Please message me.