Coach A

Keeping it real as always

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

"SHA only Works when you're depositing Money" - Joakim Simiyu, SG Safina party

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

A Broke Government Never Falls Alone

Kenyans are still laughing, forwarding memes, arguing about tribes, insulting each other on X and pretending that a debt crisis is something that will only visit State House, Treasury and Parliament like a polite visitor with an appointment.

That is the stupidity broke governments love.

When a country enters a debt crisis, the government does not go down alone, because it goes down with the public, drags citizens by the neck, empties pockets, shakes banks, touches pensions, kills credit, weakens the currency and turns ordinary people into guarantors for money they never ate.

Ghana was here and citizens felt it through domestic debt exchanges, banks took pain, pension funds entered the conversation and the same public that was told borrowing was for development found itself carrying the bill.

Sri Lanka was here and citizens did not debate theory, because fuel vanished, medicine became a problem, power cuts became life, taxes went up and ordinary people paid for a debt mess cooked by leaders.

Zambia was here and the country spent years inside restructuring, IMF conditions, fiscal discipline speeches and the usual recovery language that always sounds clean until it lands on families, businesses and workers.

Argentina was here and people woke up to find that bank deposits were no longer freely theirs, because when the state panicked, citizens discovered that money inside banks can become a hostage.

Lebanon was here and depositors stared at bank balances they could not freely touch, watched the currency get crushed and learned the hard way that when government and banks rot together, citizens become the burial committee.

That is why Kenyans should stop asking why Kenya has not defaulted and start asking who is being prepared to carry the default when the music stops.

The anus cannot be stitched to stop diarrhoea.

A broke state cannot borrow recklessly, tax everything, sell public assets, starve SMEs through banks, raid workers through deductions, eye SACCO savings and then pretend the public will remain safe when the debt fire finally enters the house.

The public is the guarantor.

Not Parliament.

Not Treasury.

Not State House.

Not the tender billionaires.

Not the budget magicians.

It is the teacher with SACCO savings, the nurse with a payslip loan, the police officer with deductions, the mama mboga paying mobile money charges, the farmer waiting for credit, the boda rider paying fuel taxes and the small trader already blacklisted by banks.

Kenyans are not angry enough because many still think default means government fails, yet history says default means government transfers pain to citizens and then hires economists to give the theft a clean name.

After SACCOs, they will come for banks, M-Pesa, pensions, deposits, transaction flows and every private pool of money still breathing outside Treasury’s hands.

The government will not go down alone.

It will go down with you.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

After SACCOs, Banks And M-Pesa Are Next As Kenyans Become Guarantors For A Debt Crisis They Never Ate

Kenyans must stop asking why Kenya has not defaulted and start asking who is being prepared to carry the default when the music finally stops.

Ghana was here.

Sri Lanka was here.

Zambia was here.

Argentina was here.

Lebanon was here.

The script is always the same, because a broke government borrows until lenders get tired, taxes until citizens are dry, leans on banks until credit disappears, pushes pain into pensions and domestic savings, then tells the public that sacrifice is needed to save the country.

That is why the SACCO story should scare Kenyans more than they currently seem scared, because SACCO savings are not government money, they are the private sweat of teachers, police officers, nurses, farmers, matatu people, boda riders, mama mbogas, small traders and workers who ran there after banks abandoned them.

In every default story, the government does not stand alone at the edge of the cliff, because it drags citizens there as guarantors through inflation, taxes, currency pain, bank losses, pension restructuring, frozen credit and forced patriotic nonsense dressed up as national recovery.

Banks already formed a comfortable debt circle with government, where lending to Treasury became safer and sweeter than lending to SMEs, which slowly choked biashara, starved the real economy and turned ordinary Kenyans into beggars inside their own banking system.

Now the same government that fed banks with public debt is walking into SACCOs, looking at the last pool of money ordinary Kenyans still controlled after taxes, deductions, mobile money charges, fuel prices, school fees and rent had already eaten their pockets.

The anus cannot be stitched to stop diarrhoea.

A debt crisis cannot be solved by raiding SACCOs, squeezing banks, eyeing M-Pesa, selling public assets and pretending that every desperate grab is an infrastructure plan.

Ghana called it domestic debt exchange.

Sri Lanka called it restructuring.

Argentina called it emergency controls.

Lebanon left people staring at bank balances they could not freely touch.

Kenya will give it a cleaner name, maybe national development, domestic resource mobilisation, infrastructure financing or patriotic investment, but the meaning will be the same.

The citizens are being prepared as guarantors for debts they never ate.

Kenyans are not angry enough, because if they understood where this road ends, they would know SACCOs are not the final target, they are the warning shot before banks, M-Pesa and every private pool of money still breathing outside Treasury’s hands.

The money is finished.

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

A successful hatewatch.

[G A T U H A 📸 @gatuhangugi]

Perfect hatewatch😂

[b.m @mrdwag_]

Ni furaha kubwa 🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Arsena L fans, tulieni dawa iingie taratibu.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Arsenal are the first team to go unbeaten in the champions league and still not win it

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

Time to milk this Arsenal video.

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_inside]

🏆 BACK 2 BACK 🏆

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

GABRIEL MISSES THE PENALTY TO LOSE ARSENAL THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED TO A BETTER PERSONNNNNNN

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

Gabriel tears, this thing is so beautiful man. HOOK IT IN MY VEINS!!!

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

COME ON! ❤️💙

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

Arsenal really thought they will be European champions with 9% ball possession. HOLD DAT YOU CLOWNS!

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

If this video finds its way to State House WhatsApp group, game over.

[Trap Lore Arnott @LaPiochey]

Mbappe driving Tchouameni to training today

[🗿WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS 🇪🇸 🏆 @jhonte_]

Kvaratskhelia vs Ben White
Doue vs whoever
Dembele vs Raya

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Dispenser za Ofisi leo.

[Victor Wanyama @VictorWanyama]

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.