Ziko

@Chelseafc and Zesco United

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

Zambian President Hakainde Hichilema…uhm, shakes what his mama gave him! This was as he launched his party’s campaign for the 2026 election! It’s all systems go!

[ONYINYE✨ @_mantracore_]

Brighton owners when they realize Chelsea won’t be buying from them any time soon. 😂😂

[🇮🇶🔻🇨🇦 @iNoArab]

Did u not skip out on Jummah to bash us 5-0

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Marco Palestra has completed his medical and signed a six year deal as new Chelsea player.

There’s an option for further season until 2033.

[. @jimbycfc]

Ah man I’m tunnel visioning with this one. Fuck the OOP deficiencies. Sign this genio now

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ecuador after losing to Ivory Coast and drawing with Curaçao:

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

Cagliari sporting director Guido Angelozzi on Palestra:

🗣 "Chelsea had been following him for a year, they were always at the stadium, in Cagliari and away. They kept calling me non-stop, they wanted to know everything. The data obviously they already had, but they were looking for insights on the boy's character and qualities."

~ @CorSport

[prom prom 🇦🇷 @promisedotsol]

.@HKane

[Esperme @Espertma_]

Ancelotti viendo que los extraterrestres abducen a Endrick

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Marco Palestra to Chelsea, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Atalanta to receive package over €55m fee plus sell-on clause, long term deal to Italian talented RWB.

Chelsea hijack Inter move and get new talent for Xabi Alonso.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Football Twitter was already the greatest section of the internet but this translate feature has made it one of the mankind’s greatest discoveries 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unless I’m working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

RIP Tay Keith you really fucked these niggas up with this one.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Revealing our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures! 🔵🗓️

[Vᴅʏᴋ @VdykCFC]

Yo they beat him up and forced him to join the club😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Niggas. Was. In. Paris.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Not ashamed to admit that while I’m grateful for having a job, I genuinely do not enjoy working.

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

When Netanyahu keeps talking nonsense.

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🤍🩷💚
@Cucurella3

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Marc Cucurella has completed a permanent transfer to Spanish La Liga side Real Madrid.

Everyone at Chelsea FC would like to thank Marc for his efforts during his time at the club and for the role he played in our recent achievements.