El Jaba

Wamunyota|| Crazy|| Uniformed officer|| Devoted Christian|| Manchester united|| Guitalist|| Mech Engineer|| jabanese 🌿🌱

[El Jaba @Muus_KE]

Police officer Desterio Omukaga: I believe the payment was meant to finance demonstrations.

Wakili Ndegwa Njiru: In court we don't deal with beliefs, We deal with facts.

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

Uneza advice aje mtu hapendi partner wake but yuko In love with someone else and the feeling is so strong💀😭😹

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Huyo mtoto anakua bullied shule because of his name"Ruto"..How is a three year old child in pp2?Hizi scripts za itumbi 🤦😂😂😂

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Mambo inaenda mbio and high court has just ruled on dissolution of parliament since mps wamekuwa useless

[Kusienya Kelvin MD 🇰🇪 @KusienyaKelvin]

Madaktari wa degree mbili waliona jina 'daktari' imekuwa ya kila mtu anafanya hosi.
So, wakaamua kujiita doc but ni kama itakuwa ya kila mtu tena 🤧
Why do you call mtu wa billing doc mbele yangu?

[The major @Stanley45438379]

Guess the profession

[NYABOKE 💙 @Daisy_Dariann]

What is the work of that hole you see here?

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Brass water taps are quietly being stolen from homes. Why are thieves targeting them?

[Bandit @mts__kid]

Me everyday I wake up💸

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Ni Masaa ya kuguziana sasa

Drop those handles tujengane.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Tuseme upate boys wako ako helpless juu aliekewa Viagra and you're the only man kwa Scene....unaeza mride as a first aid ama utaacha aende?

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Gachagua will be cleared tomorrow to run for the top seat.

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

What is H2O??

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Bro to bro real talk: Never smash a babe when she’s drunk

[Haipoi🎲🌴 @mkolonimemes]

"Ata mlevi hakunywi pombe vile unanikunywa" hii itanasa ama niache ujinga🥱😅

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

For the first time in history Kipsigis girls imefungwa, something is off. One of the best and discipline school around Kericho.

The main issue might be capitation and not exams

[Mr Bard @billy_baraso]

Kuna millennial ameambiwa "niguzie" akadhani ni kuguzana tususu akaekelea bonge la matusi😅
Millennials wako na mambo!!

[El Jaba @Muus_KE]

@ignyharaz2 Alafu hawaezi kufollow .. eloi

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Hatuezi compete na Nigeria buana.

Jamaa ziko na population 4X yetu buana.

Sisi tuko 60M na hao ni huko 250M

KOX ni kama 5M na active users ni kama 3M.

1M ni celeb wenye hawawezi guza.

1M ni matajiri who are here for information na ni 30 minutes per day.

1M ni vienyo wa 2024 finance bill.

The remaining 2M ni kina Bandati na bookten, mmi , kamau na others hao hawana content, ni kuchangia tu mjadala na ku share memes , ku bully tukisonga.

Sasa hata kama ni team sisi kwa sisi tutafikaje kwa yahoo boys with over 100M active poor boys ?

[Amazing @kijanayamwingii]

What is that I'm hearing about Mercy Tarus?

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

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