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[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

Read this thread by Chris, a football lawyer, on why the KPL may not start this weekend and how we got here

[ʞɔᴉɹpǝɹɟ @fredrick_28]

Her : Baeb si uhame hii Man U yako mnapigwa kila season

Me:

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Had my frog's DNA tested

Turns out he's part Irish, part Italian and a tad pole

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Brazil 😂😂😂

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

A new meme has just dropped for football twitter

[Hon. Peter Salasya @pksalasya]

My position is guided by one conviction: Kenya needs a credible and determined effort to bring about political change in 2027.

My friend, former President His Excellency Uhuru Kenyatta, has demonstrated that he has no fundamental objection to President William Ruto securing a second term. In light of this, I respectfully appeal to my principals—His Excellency Kalonzo Musyoka , HE Eugene L Wamalwa , HE Martha Karua , HE Fred Matiangi , and all other presidential candidates who believe that Uhuru Kenyatta will fully finance and support their campaigns to defeat Ruto—to reconsider that assumption.

It is difficult to reconcile the expectation of decisive support from Uhuru with the fact that he and President Ruto worked together politically for nearly two decades. We must therefore be realistic about where genuine political commitment lies.

For this reason, I am choosing to redirect my energy, conviction, and political support toward H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, EGH , because I believe he has demonstrated a clear determination to challenge President Ruto and pursue political change.

To my principals, I say this with respect: if you continue pursuing this path within Azimio while relying on the expectation that Uhuru will lead or fully support an effort to remove Ruto from power, you may ultimately find yourselves chasing the wind.

If, however, you choose to join us in supporting a genuinely committed alternative, you will find me firmly behind His Excellency Rigathi Gachagua.

My decision is not driven by bitterness or personal animosity. It is driven by my assessment of who appears most committed to delivering the political change I believe Kenya needs.

[Poker♣️ @MuyeshiCaleb]

@tonnie_moremi Na ni nyinyi mngelipa hio...😅

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

My wife tried to spice things up a bit. When I got home, she's wearing black bra, panties, suspenders and a little black mask.
All I said was "What's for dinner Zorro?"

Doctor said I should be able to open my eyes in a couple of days.

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

There’s a lot more to Christos Tzolis than the footballer Arsenal have signed.

• The unusual request in his first-ever contract 🎟️
• His beach cabin that became a hangout for teammates 🏖️
• Why he still sits amongst Fortuna Düsseldorf fans ❤️
• The farewell gift he gave EVERY Brugge teammate 🇬🇷

Some wonderful little stories about the person behind the player.

My piece on Tzolis 👇

https://t.co/BK8jhuoRGb

[Poker♣️ @MuyeshiCaleb]

@tonnie_moremi Ako na Scudetto..✅

[Isco disco @maxy_mwaura]

Mimi nishawawarn. Kesho rasmiiiiii

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I got knocked out when a carton of orange juice fell on my head.

It put me in an injuiced coma.

[Poker♣️ @MuyeshiCaleb]

@OfficialFPL @fredrick_28

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Homabay town here we land, walai Raila hakuacha waoga 🔥💪🏾Wanga na mbogi yako mjue mtasuffer the same fate us our enemy ☝🏾🔪

[Poker♣️ @MuyeshiCaleb]

@jhonte_ Na bado

[Poker♣️ @MuyeshiCaleb]

@tonnie_moremi Unasema Ribbons colour gani?

[Poker♣️ @MuyeshiCaleb]

@robertwlk Morning Robert😅

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

😂😂 Riggy G ni umbwa sana

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Never spoke to the woman next door in 24 years until today.

She said her name was Alice.

[Poker♣️ @MuyeshiCaleb]

@tonnie_moremi So far Madjo ananifurahisha