Otto

Another day, another slay

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Programmers were asked to make the worst volume control for a contest

[Bobbie @B_o_b_b_1_E]

We need this as a series

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

If the entire history of earth was condensed into 24 hrs, dinosaurs would show up at 11:00 pm, be extinct by 11:39 pm, and humans would show up one minute and 17 seconds before midnight.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

My teacher always said not to worry about correct spelling, because we have autocorrect.

And for that I am infernally grapefruit.

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

Just @StigAbell getting progressively angrier as he’s forced to read out the Clacton by-election candidates.

Thanks, @SebastianEPayne.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I went for a job interview at UPS.

I said, "Sorry I'm late, I went to the wrong address"

They made me regional manager.

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

Dog vs Lemon

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

british members of parliament looking to change parliamentary rules to allow count binface to appear in the house of commons as a trash bucket if he defeats nigel farage. seems sporting.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Washington’s Dream For America 🇺🇸😂

[Hy Bender @hybender]

Coolest use of a drone

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Husband: The doctor said I should touch myself whenever I feel like it.

Wife: No.... He said you could have a stroke at any time!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Programmers were asked to make the worst volume control for a contest

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Rare moment when a deaf taxi driver picks up a deaf passenger.

[Moog @a_toots]

I must insist that you watch this from beginning to end. It’s beyond fucking awful and unintentionally hilarious.

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

10/10. No notes.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Right, that's the clock on the cooker adjusted, now for the microwave. 🤣🤣

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Europe, in its essence.

[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

Sometimes the broiling sea of imbecility gets too much. Wave upon wave of cretins.

[ViralRush ⚡ @ViralRushX]

In 2012, Danish physicist, author, and multi-instrumentalist Peter Bastian performs a Bulgarian folk tune using nothing but a plastic straw.