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[Mac @MvcPlvce]

@PardonMyTake

[Champ Media @ChampMediaCo]

Trey McKenney from DEEP to seal the natty. Doesn’t get much better than that 😮‍💨🏆

(🎥 | houseofhighlights)

[Mac @MvcPlvce]

I’m hurting so bad and nobody understands. I’m not okay. (Needed to get it out, don’t want “help”)

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

when you upload your resume and still have to retype your entire work history

[C @galac_2]

A female will ghost you and the whole time she is waiting for you to text again

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

My ranking

[Mac @MvcPlvce]

Confirmed that this account is NOT an early bird. No worm ass mf

[Julian Mille☈ @ATLAreaWx]

This will be such a nightmare.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Ok so you don’t christen a baby the same way you christen a ship. Now I know.

[Spieth’s “inner” Dialogue @SpazzyMind]

This is how they will speak of me when I die

[Mac @MvcPlvce]

Chat, I’m not OK. I’m in the best shape I’ve ever been in and also the saddest I’ve ever been because this girl broke my heart.

[SleeperCFB @SleeperCFB]

I would kill to see a Fansville commercial on my TV right now

[Norman Lambert @thegaurdian6]

Thot daughter or uncrustable lab putter son

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The USA right now

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Our greatest ally, and it isn’t close. 🤝

[Aaron Bailey @aaroncbailey]

If we win this effing World Cup we need to build the largest soccer stadium in the world, put it in West Virginia, and call it Almost Heaven

[Mac @MvcPlvce]

@dubsinfive @SnazzyKibbles67 It’s 100 degrees and 100% humidity in Michigan right now homo

[USMNT_STAN @StanUsmnt]

You called it soccer… we win.