AJ

ugh

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

[GoyaGripper @TAN1AAA]

Calling Chris Brown “BeatEmUp McBackflips” is fucking hilarious lmaoo

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[Red @kitsuneredFES]

Get high enough into the Scientology building and this starts playing

[serene @joliemiffy]

moi dans un village espagnol infesté de zombies boosté au las plagas

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[aria the ninth @An_Aria_Blooms]

"A24 is producing an Elden Ring movie with several of the Bottoms cast" is a sentence designed to make me specifically want to kill myself but also i'm so hyped lets go lesbians

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

hey there delilah what’s it like in raccoon city oh shit that sounds really bad

[turbomander @turbomander]

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful

[Ally @OhMyItsAlly]

HEB has done more for Texas in hard times than the government and you’re disappointed because they’re being inclusive? Weak.

[sam @samwell_gnarly_]

White Lotus except they’re in Galveston

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

[amy ⚢ 🐦‍⬛ @sister_ames]

hey man that loud noise you made was awesome thanks for reminding me I have the consistent mental state of a hunted animal

[Agnis @lanxre]

This was a you had to be there moment

[acervo katseye ✶ @katsacervo]

Boba tea (gnarly), Tesla (gnarly)
Fried chicken (gnarly), partyin' in the Hollywood Hills (uh-huh)
This song (gnarly), oh my God, that new beat (fucking gnarly)
Oh, God, is this real? (Gnarly)
(Everything's gnarly)

[ally @peachykief]

No I’m not good at parking. I’m beautiful instead