Mwalimu JM

Manchester is blue. The future is here

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

#LockDownKenya #COVIDIDIOTS
Has billionaire Mama Ngina donated anything?

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

@BBCWorld And we aren't dying fools

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

#safaricom no network at all. What's up

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@EssyLindah Change to 'who else'

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@KenyaPower_Care Whats up with power, Murang'a county -kahuro. Since yesterday 7pm?

[𝕯𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖘 @_thatsdennis]

#KenyavsSouthAfrica
Men down😂😂😂😂😂

[...Giftˢᵀ..... @ebun_777]

Dis twitter war BTW #kenyaVsSouthAfrica dey sweet me

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

#KenyavsSouthAfrica
South African leadership preparing to ride its citizen hard

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#KenyavsSouthAfrica
South African president kissing his subjects goodnight.

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BREAKING NEWS: RAPHAEL TUJU IS NO MORE going to attend Mois burial. He got involved in an accident around kijabe. Minor injuries sustained. Quick recovery kiongozi.

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

@MigunaMiguna That's not Governer Nyoro's account.

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#TRAMUN Ole Gunnar waiting to see his mboys ndemorish the fans moraro 😂😂😂and a thousand smiles as if he is blowing birthday candles

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

#uhurukenyatta The king is busy napping, the servant busy spreading propaganda and the worker bees busy collecting nector from the kings sewagery system

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

@PeetahQ Hii ni chopper mtaro

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

#MCICRY
.Am happy we lost.

Let pep lose during his birthday and feel how we feel when he starts scratching his bald little head telling us he won't sign.
Let's him feel the pain of fans seeing inform players benched

Let him feel it.
Happy Birthday Pep Guardiola
#PepGuardiola

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

@OliverMathenge That NIS bit itamaliza yeye. Freeze his accounts and kaput, the lizard is unable to scale walls anymore

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

Kiunjuri speech after being fired.

Muremuo ni nduugo eguatagia nja iiyuire itono. Mucii uri kahii no nginya ukaaharuo mutwe. Njuguma ikwamuraguo na iria ingi, haria iikagio tiho iguaga, naguo uthuri wa itonga nduri wanunga, githaka nikiania mbwe.Muetha ungi.....#MwangiKiunjuri

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

#RiyadMahrez #CAFAwards2019

[Mwalimu JM @MwalimJM]

#mercykyalo Please in your bitterness, tell that Somali fool to attend the men's conference next time. He is paying too much for the honeypot. And the honey isn't, wasn't will never be pure.