Mwalimu Pedro

Teach a man to fish & he will eat for a lifetime. Desktop Philosopher (PhD). Educator. Occasional Intelligence. #ManchesterUnited #Barcelona & #Rugby7s

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

That Sifat Hassan has serious stamina. She fell in the 1500 heats, was last and still finished first. Undeniable determination.

[FERDINAND OMONDI @FerdyOmondi]

No gold, but a first silver and second medal for Kenya at the Olympics. Hellen Obiri beaten by the ominous Dutch, Sifan Hassan in the women's 5000m.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

No Olympic Gold for Kenya so far. A sign of the times...

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

What a dull game... United just don't play as they used to.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

#TongueInCheek comments

[gathara @gathara]

#BREAKING Somalia becomes the latest nation to warn its citizens against travel to crisis-torn US citing the deteriorating political, security and humanitarian situation in the troubled north American state which is overflowing with guns; urges those in the US to return home.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

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[gathara @gathara]

#BREAKING As results from its presidential elections continue to trickle in, Americans have taken to the streets to express their shock and horror over how they voted, with clashes breaking out in cities across the ethnically polarized, disease-ridden, north American nation.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

#TongueInCheek comments

[gathara @gathara]

#BREAKING As Kenyan evacuees arrive in Nairobi with heart-wrenching stories of the terrible humanitarian and political situation they have escaped in the crisis-wracked US, pressure is growing for military intervention by African governments to protect innocent American lives.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

#TongueInCheek comments

[gathara @gathara]

#BREAKING As officials in crisis-wracked US struggle to count votes for a fourth day, African nations have offered to send contingents of math teachers to help speed up the process and bolster capacity in what many on the continent hope will become the world's newest democracy.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

#TongueInCheek comments

[gathara @gathara]

#BREAKING An intrepid explorer and discoverer of the Gulu river in Europe, as part of his observer mission Mr Allimadi has undertaken a dangerous expedition deep into the US interior to speak with natives about the values of tolerance, democracy, and accepting election results.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

#TongueInCheek comments

[gathara @gathara]

#BREAKING While many African observers are aghast at the conduct of the US presidential election, others note that by American standards, it was a relatively good election, in a country where gerrymandering and voter suppression are not considered reasons to invalidate elections.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

#TongueInCheek comments

[gathara @gathara]

#BREAKING With millions of unemployed youth roaming the streets, many worry the political stalemate over who is the legitimate ruler of the strategically located north American country could easily trigger widespread violence and are calling for a quick resolution to the crisis.

[Sav 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jonmikesav8]

I swear that was a psychic pass by Bruno and Rash shutting his brain dead haters up.
Oh and Ole has got his tactics spot on again
PS Pogba doing a great defensive shift tonight.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

Manchester United! I've missed such standout performances! #UCL

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

United showed up today. A little more consistency and things will be looking good.

[Manchester United Snapshot @ManUtdSnapshot]

Ronaldo is crying and Ferguson is going for a hug. Anelka is in the background having missed the deciding penalty. Gary Neville is ecstatic, wearing a suit and not a full kit because that's what people who didn't play in the game should do.

Perfect photo. Moscow, 2008.

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

United too lethargic. Looks like there's no motivation to win. What happened to the United of old? #BBCFootball

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

United playing like this will not make it out of the group stages of the Champions league, let alone progress in Europa. Poor half overall. @BBCFootball

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

GOAL! @MasonGreenwood levels it up!

#MUFC #MUNWHU

[Mwalimu Pedro @MwalimuPedro]

Pogba is a liability #BBCFootball

[Nation Breaking News @NationBreaking]

FIRST CASE of the coronavirus confirmed in South Africa; officials say patient travelled into the country from Italy on March 1, 2020.

[LyndaWrites @lyndanwa]

This Oscar winning short film about #Kobe hit different right now. RIP