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@chelseafc💙
I enjoy ғᴘʟ
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[☔ @Whotfismick]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Yomi Kazeem @TheYomiKazeem]

I'm a simple man. If you make me watch extra time, you owe me a penalty shoot-out.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

primary school ulikua unaona umeuma nje mapwork next day unakuja kama umevaa short nne plus boxer.

[watergun @tersseer]

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

[Charity @tiny_charoh]

If I ever utter such words mjue I have lost my mind

[Unc Max @2FourMax]

"Huskii ukifanya 3 sciences uko open to many career paths"

[Hot girl named STAR!⭐️ @Starlithottie]

The Amazing Race was such an important part of my childhood

[Softboy @softboywin]

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Back in the squad. 💙

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Me in Primary school watching my book fly across the class because the teacher doesn’t mark uncovered books 😂😂😂😂

[Tejas @iTejasJagtap]

😭😭

[🍁 @72Breezy]

“he’s the main character someone HAS to step in.. there’s no way he goes out like this”

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Been listening to FIFA 14/16 soundtracks lately and wow man they don’t make music like that anymore

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

JP hat-trick! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Nmeona text ya Mpesa nkafurahi, kumbe ni Spotify wamepita na minimum wage aki ya nani...

[CHIPFAT @CHIPFAT_]

Simon knows ball

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

I wish I could have Galitos chicken with KFC fries and ChickenInn coleslaw.