Mr_Tawaz

construction engineer

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Lifecycle Of A Simp

16yrs: Boys of his age, in that phase of exploring themselves (fapping to their crushes) whilst he's watching soapies & Indian telenovelas

17yrs: Boys of his age, probably now have girlfriends, whilst he's besties with them, because he's too much of coward to ask them out

19yrs: I wish you were here. Now in a long distant relationship, dating some girl he found online but never met & never will in real life

22yrs: After years dating a picture & being heartbroken by it, finally gets a real girl. Oh my, he's the happiest man on this earth. Googles sweet words to text her, prints matching outfits, does everything for her

23yrs: Still is with that girl, but she says no sex till marriage, he doesn't mind, he'll wait for as long as it takes. In the meantime masturbates countlessly to her pictures

24yrs: Heartbroken, turns out the sweet innocent chick was getting piped on the side. But is still friends with her & still dos favors for her

25yrs: Heals & gets into a new relationship. Starts to simp even more, he thinks this will make the new girl not cheat like the last one did. Surely at this point now, he gets pity sex, but he does care, finally his dick is inside a real vagina

27yrs: Gets cheated/dumped again, the girl just couldn't continue with his boring ass

28yrs: His confidence shattered, gets into another relationship with the 1st woman who shows interest in him, won't even vet her. At most this woman is either a retired bed to bed midfielder or a single mom, still he couldn't careless as she understands him (all the pain those other bad women put him through)

30yrs: Is getting married to that retired soldier or single mom, as she "completes" him. In his mind, God sent her to heal all his pain, she is an angel

31yrs: Discovers Andrew Tate, Kevin Samuels, Chris Excel, Amerix, Shadaya, they're all saying these "bad" things about women. He tells his wife, she tells him they're bad men & he instantly hates them

36yrs: Gets cheated on by the wife but she convinces him, he pushed her into doing that. He apologies & continues his relationship

40yrs+: Wifey files for divorce & probably discovers the kid ain't his. He is shattered, either ends up an alcoholic, broke or even worse in jail after trying to or harming the woman. In some cases even ends up in grave, as he takes away his life

It never ends in happily ever after for simps. Learn OR perish!!!

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@Savheya_Happie I'd say 400sqm can accomodate both a modern family house neka cottage without feeling over crowded as long as ma designs ari bho. Poor designs anoto bhaiza 600sqm while good designs can make a 409sqm beautiful and spacious

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@Savheya_Happie @Brian___Jethro 13k

[brian kim @bkbroilbop]

Kindness is one of the most powerful tools we have as human beings, and is one that should be used regularly. Kindness opens doors and creates pathways to relationships and new ways of thinking. Kindness, without judgement, allows one to see and learn things they would have otherwise missed out on. Kindness given, receives kindness in return. Treat people with kindness. It is really easy. I promise.

Kindness - Abigail Mauragas

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@WaltJackman I believe the opposite is true.
ED is more strategic in implementing his ideas than Mugabe was, which makes it harder for the opposition. People underestimate him, but he is very intelligent.

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@WaltJackman Ahh😂

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@prime42_ 26 is already crazy...
And you add 190 to it😂...no man

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@staneve02 Give her a child

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@Malowe94 Tye hunter becoming the hunted

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@WemaHotWingz Haasati atemwa ka 1 chete...he wont risk

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@TeeMhazo 😅😅

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@jayden_sibanda 30

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@DillenMasawi @leemadzvamuse Very close to H zvamaimanje kurasa mari

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@mi62206 Kana wakangoshorwa haunonge nyama zvekumhanya 🤣

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@Shumba_rumba 😅😅😅

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@mnm_meya23 Its definitely the engine and tyres 😆

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@thaslickpastor Pakaipa😅

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@econetzimbabwe B

[Mr_Tawaz @MwanzaBlack]

@jusstColt5 @DandaroOnline True, but those things are real