Tim

Interpreter of Environmental Wisdom
Trying to be a Guitarist.
Part of the Sovereign People of Kenya (Shall/May)

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

What a Masterclass...
Press Conference:
-Normal Working day ✅
- Tukona Receipts✅
-Security assured ✅

12 hours later...
Enthusiastic 'Gentlemen' with bakoras --> Block the roads!!

Let's how this Enthusiasm works out today. Peace✌🏾

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC I have an issue with your customer care center. Napiga kutafuta usaidizi, ningoje for an agent hadi chai ichemke, ikapoa na nikakunywa, then nikipata mmoja anahang up bila kuongea??? Eeeeiiiiii!!!

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

@KenyaPower_Care Check DM

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

Hi @KenyaPower_Care ! For the past 30hrs +, Gatong'ora has had an UNPLANNED POWER OUTAGE. Yes, I have reported the issue 4 times, you have resolved 3 of my reports, without restoring power.

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

Here is the unapologetic ask,
1. It would be nice to have power back, I have meds in the fridge.
2. Why resolve the ticket without restoring power??? Just why??
3. Do we have to make a new report every 6hrs ndio mkumbuke hatuna stima?

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

What if there is a dispute on the traffic violation? Or the fine issued? Will the dispute be handled in traffic court? Is the 7 days provided to settle the fine sufficient to settle the dispute?
If such provisions are there, make them public. Transparency demands as such.

[NTSA KENYA @ntsa_kenya]

@ntsa_kenya

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

Ukiona vinaFLOAT, jua itaWORK!
#sinkhapo #singleflood #singapond

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

As a Water Engineer, yesterday was thouroughly SAD!
Some time ago, I sent a Flood Management proposal to the offices of @SakajaJohnson, @Wamatangi_ , @Wavinya_Ndeti , @KeNHAKenya , @KURAroads , and for crazy's sake @StateHouseKenya .

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

Only two got back to me.
1. Someone from The 'working city' called me to explain to me that drainage in our Capital City is KENHA's work. Mmmh😏😏
2. Some one from Kiambu responded by inviting me for a meeting, then a 'last minute meeting' became the song on the meeting day. 😏👀

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

@MwangoCapital Just a question: Over 102? More than 392? 24-48 hour??
How about an exact figure, for future accountability's sake?

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

@brokensuit44 His argument was, if it were an accident and I hit him from his B-Pillar to the rear of the car, it would be my fault.
Which still did not explain why risk speed into a round about😏😏.
Guys, normalize STOPPING and GIVING WAY, especially to road users on YOUR RIGHT!

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

@brokensuit44 @brokensuit44 pole sana.
Recently, I couldn't convince an Airport Cab driver (Yes, the Yellow cabs), that when on a round about, if I am past the entry to the roundabout on your RIGHT, you ought to give way. He insisted I should 'preach' elsewhere by using his middle finger.

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

Today, at approx 2033hrs, on the Thika Super Highway, around the ngara fig tree bus terminus, a matatu called PLATYPUS swerved at me jn an attempt to merge on the lane I was on, despite honking my kadudu.
Hii platypus ni ya sacco gani? Are they mammals even?

@ntsa_kenya.

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

@AJEnglish But the star, NYOTA, must shine.. ???? 😫👀

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

TBH, This is the most fun I have had driving in Nairobi.
Yaani, for there to be zero craziness in this CBD and minimal traffic, we only need 10% of the matatus... What a day!!

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

@KenyanSays Nincompoop???

It is extra glamorous

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

Murife! Wewe Murife!!! Nkt!
Reckless driver almost ruined my afternoon.
Dude also hit my wheel, my steering feels not 'it'. 🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡🤬😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

Let me pinch my ear...
Because some Kenyans were rowdy, now my movement is heavily curtailed by blocking off the Super Highway.... Mwiko ulivunjika, hakuna upishi leo.

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

What a spotless police that we Kenyans try to bribe. I am can not!!

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Civilians are the ones who offer bribes to the police. The officer might then choose to accept it and ask God for forgiveness - Murkomen

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

I know this rant should not, can not and will never excuse the UNSANEness of other drivers anywhere, however, Motorcycle riders as you split lanes and find a quick exit, remember there are other road users who want to share the road with you tomorrow.

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

I want to rant!

Motorcycle Riders on Nairobi Roads...
Driving in Nairobi streets has always been 1 of the 7 ways to end up cursing yet you are a Pastor. Reason?

[Tim @MwendwaTim]

4. In addition to all this, the rider does not have proper gear. SAD! The motorcycle will most likely lack one side mirror, mostly the right one. The helmet is on the other side mirror. Rider is scantly dressed. Then proceeds to show that they're the UNSANE road user.