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[MK @Mwendwa__K]

The Laughing Heart ~ Charles Bukowski

your life is your life
don't let it be clubbed into dank submission.
be on the watch.
there are ways out.
there is light somewhere.
it may not be much light but
it beats the darkness.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Felix Kosgey wants us to wake at 4am in August next year tukapange line tuwapigie kura ndio Sudi aendelee kununua mishipi na watches while our tea and maize farmers continue to suffer.

Memukaksei.

[Social Experiment @MediaMK]

On top of stuff (Nimecheka nikalia, GOD!) WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

The dopamine you get scrolling Twitter after Ruto has taken an L

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

Free Ademba na si tafadhali!

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Ni kama siri ni ukipiga kura unakaa polling station to 'guard your votes' and also ensure no gafment vehicle gets access to the polling station. Take notes for 2027.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

South Africa can now access France visa free??? Na ata hawakujipendekeza kama you know who 🤭🤭...

[Adelle Onyango @ADELLEO]

Please we must volunteer as agents at our respective stations next year. We must be hands on!

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Polisi wanakua ordered na raia wafungue bags kama high schoolers.

Ol Kalou comrades, I was not familiar with your game.

Enyewe power belongs to the PEOPLE!!!

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Whilst DCP was having an easy ride in Ol Kalou, Europe’s biggest countries like Spain & France quietly listed African countries whose citizens can travel to Europe visa free!

Kenya was missing in all lists! They don’t trust us to travel to Europe visa free!

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Another young man has just taken his life ,this brings the total of young men i knew personally who have ended their own lives to 7 this year alone ,that's about 1 per month .
When you check up on men dnt ask "uko aje " they will always say "Niko poa " .instead ask what's going on in your life, what's the best part of this year , what's the worst part , this are questions that spark conversations . Male mental health is on a decline , as more and more is expected of them .
#mensmentalhealthmatters

[Quincygitahi @quincygitahi]

Unfortunately, no serious Advocate wants to the join Magistracy. Can you imagine @joshuamalidzo or @abdulnassir21 being a magistrate, its even further 😂😂

[I am Chege @_James041]

Sudan RSF militia who is flying around the world with Kenyan diplomatic passport,

Given to him by William Ruto,

Has been sentenced to death for war crimes.

This is the same warlord William Ruto has been hosting in Statehouse, Kenya.

Dear @kdfinfo , why do you allow a warlord , a terrorist to enter Kenyan Statehouse?

Are you waiting to act when the worst happens?

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Back? When did they stop?

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

The people of Baringo North and Baringo South are suffering because Lake Baringo and Lake Mbogoria are about to merge. Thousands of people have already been displaced. Schools are submerged. Who exactly is this government serving if even the people of Baringo are crying asking for compensation which doesn't seem to be in this government's plans?

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This is exactly how it’s supposed to be.

[𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚛 of #𝟶𝟶𝟷 @MombasaEmir]

The mangrove trees we grew from nursery, has now grown into a forest

[Quincygitahi @quincygitahi]

Executing a small claims Court Decree has become impossible. At this point instructions zinaishia kwa judgment, once I procure the decree client apambane

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

JUST IN: A Supplementary Budget has been tabled in Parliament.

State House is seeking another KSh 1 billion.

The Office of the President wants an additional KSh 200 million.

There are less than two weeks left before the financial year ends.

Kenyans are constantly told there is no money. That taxes must go up. That more loans must be taken.

Yet somehow there is always money for more spending at the top.

How do you budget for 12 months, exhaust the allocation, then come back for more days before the books close?

This is no longer about money. It is about priorities, discipline, and accountability. Ruto must go.

[Claire Nasike Akello @MissNasike]

It feels like Nairobi City County and Kenya Urban Roads Authority (KURA) have a personal vendetta against trees.

They seem determined to replace every possible tree with cabro. One wonders if cabro can manage storm water, green and cool the city, better than trees.