Marty Voves

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@JonKrawczynski had the Crunch Time beer last night at @HeadFlyerBrew and it's one of my best beers I've had in a long, well done 👏👏

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@SIMshows @ArmoryMn @seabiscuit0819

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@jweyhrauch1 @WillRagatz @pitlessball I mean there's only so much he can say/ try to influence Ant. Not trying to be a Finch apologist, but he deserves some of the blame, not all of it.

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@jweyhrauch1 @WillRagatz @pitlessball FWIW Ant is on record of ignoring the play/going rogue a number of times, which is part of the problem

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

Jfc.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: A government worker reports that fresh-faced 19, 20, and 21-year-olds from DOGE are running 15-minute kangaroo courts to decide if federal employees keep their jobs.

Bureaucracy just turned into an episode of Shark Tank, but with interns holding the gavel.

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

Vikes fans, I know we’ll show up big time for this one but priority number one at the game: be super cool to every Rams fan you see. Buy them a beer, show them some love.

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@ebeckert Of course 🫡

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

Just finished tallying up the stats. 2024 in review:
- 2237 crossovers
- 872 behind the back dribbles
- 174 behind the back carries into a finger roll
- 1021 between the legs dribbles
- 65 spin moves around door frames
- 111 euro steps
- 28 door frame windmill dunks

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

I've decided that my New Years resolution is to do more phantom basketball moves around the house; more crossing up ankles, in between the legs walks, and most of all more windmill dunks over door frames.

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

Not quite where I hoped to be on a few of those, but a good base to build on in 2025

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@DustBaker ... except that if they win out they'll have the 1 seed and a 1st round bye

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@ebeckert LFG

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

Let's keep this trend up

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The University of Texas has announced that students whose families make less than $100,000 annually will receive free tuition and waived fees.

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@CoachDanCasey @Dirt43

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@ebeckert !!!

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

Giving off hard Kendall Roy vibes

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

Nick Sirianni is playing “Many Men” by @50cent at #Eagles practice today.

“MANY MEN… MANY MEN, WISH DEATH UPON ME”

THE IRONY…

💀💀💀

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@NicoleCahill_ @PFTCommenter

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

Vikings 5-0 after beating the packers and the refs today #Skol

[Minnesota Sports Fan @realmnsportsfan]

This is insane! My new hero @bailbino proudly displayed these signs at Target Field on Friday night, where he was subsequently ARRESTED and BANNED from the stadium for a year.

I'm probably not tweeting this for an article that's about to get 1 million pageviews. #MNTwins

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

THEY WIPED OFF MINNESOTA’S ONSIDE KICK FRAUDULENTLY

CORRUPTION!!!

[Marty Voves @Mwvoves]

@ebeckert CONGRATULATIONS Erich!!!!! All the hard work paid off!!