Martin

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

26 Aug 2026

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Thought Dan Bilzerian was in jail, then realized I was thinking of Andrew Tate. How many of these guys are there??

[Martin @Mx87in]

@harpj006 Julian Darby wont cut it playing up front in the championship

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

Trump on Zelenskyy wanting missiles: Well, we want missiles too

[Brannagans magic hat @heyit5sam2]

@NewportCounty Evans before going in for the challenge

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: IRAN CALLED A WHILE AGO; THEY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL

[The Last Blairite #TrueLabour @LastBlairite]

I would vote for Darren Jones as Labour leader. RT if you would.

[John McGinlay @JohnMcGinlay10]

#NewProfilePic

[Patrick Maguire @patrickkmaguire]

Chuka Umunna (????) just walked into No 10

[Shasti @sh44sti]

keir starmer has ‘gone hollow’ (via bbc news)

[BAZAKE @BazakeMedia]

🚨 | BREAKING: Keir Starmer has been sacked.

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Sir Keir has played a blinder.

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

So jealous of the writer who, while profiling Linda McMahon for The New Yorker, got to tell Werner Herzog that he had been watching Vince’s real family in the ring all those years ago. Then when Werner replies with this you KNOW he went, yeah that’s definitely going in the story.

[Jude @judejon_]

@tonyhawktruther In the UK, being seen in a car is considered a symbol of tremendous luxury and power

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

FIFA having its corrupt way with every single city and country its ever touched until suddenly being shocked and stunned into submission by a final, even more corrupt thing: New Jersey

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: UK AIRCRAFT CARRIERS ARE TOYS COMPARED TO WHAT WE HAVE

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: STARMER IS NOT WINSTON CHURCHILL

[😎✌️ @BillyRo__]

God Bless the North East