Max

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

I have not been able to stop thinking about this small French child at the aquarium that walked i.e up next to us grabbing his mom's hand, pointed at a starfish, and said "Mama! Patrique!"

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

One of the funniest to ever live stuck in the body of a piece of shit fascist

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[livelaughwishies @iheartliang]

When I get kidnapped and they force me to watch Mexico V.S England over and over again

[Momo @Moth3rmomo]

“lucifer is the only interesting character in the bible, the only one who I look at an see myself in”

[ྀིྀི @calgaraee]

this video takes me out everytime

[biele @riverblur]

nao aceito oque fizeram com a charlotte. nao aceito a ideia que quiseram passar de que pra ser feliz voce precisa se contentar com um careca.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEO's.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination.

[César Galicia @cesargalicia_]

"Homero habría amado 'La Odisea' de Christopher Nolan"

"Homero habría odiado 'La Odisea' de Christopher Nolan"

Homero si viviera hoy: "a ver, cuéntame más de Grindr"

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

Yo a los 10 años cuando la maestra dijo que la capa de ozono se estaba destruyendo

[@clockteautwins @clockteautwins]

Lowkey have no aspirations

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.

[𝕭𝖆𝖓𝖏𝖎🎲🎯 @adebanjisaheed2]

Bro IQ needs to be investigated🫢

[luri @luvrlui]

the group hug just to make him stop talking 😭😭skssjhskkjl

[Prófugos del Ácido Fólico 2.0 @esdeprofugos2]

DE NO CREER: Un influencer chileno 🇨🇱 contó que una vez cuando vivía en México, solo traía como 50 pesos para sobrevivir y para acabarla todavía faltaban dos semanas para que le pagaran lo de un trabajo.

Así que ese día iba caminando por la calle todo bajoneado cuando de repente vio una mano extendida con un kilo de arroz. Sin pensarlo dos veces lo agarró y lo guardó en su mochila. Cuando levantó la mirada, vio que era un Dr. Simi bailando

El Simi le explicó a detalle (sin dejar de bailar) que estaban regalando cosas por la inauguración de una tienda

Y el compa le preguntó: "De toda la gente que está pasando ¿Por qué me diste un kilo de arroz a mí?"

Y el Dr. Simi le respondió: "Soy estudiante de teatro y un pobre reconoce a otro"

[🌸Ember🌸 @Ember_arab]

I find these videos so funny

[bruna hime • Tarot @himebruna]

quando eu lembro que algum dia o capitalismo vai me pegar e eu vou precisar criar um instagram profissional e criar conteúdo sobre meu trabalho

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it