Shiloh Scott

I base my life on one important principle: WWMFD?

What would Ms. Frizzle do? Probably endanger some children while wearing a sick outfit. (Plus science.)

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

I'm about ready to go to bed at 8 p.m.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

Being oppressed is exhausting. #WorkDiscrimination #PatternOfAbuse #FightingTheSystem

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

My favorite thing about being alive is my cats.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I never understood "henchmen" in movies. Just random guys who dedicate their lives to a clearly evil villain?

Then I encountered Elon Musk fans.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

Even grief falls victim to gatekeeping... I wish I were able to say "Someone I love is dying" instead of "my former pastor who was a really great person and had a huge impact on me in my formative years and who I still respect even though I'm not religious anymore is dying."

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

I just finished season one of #UncoupledNetflix and I can't explain why, but I just know that season two needs to cast @Nick_Offerman.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

Just now, a large truck rolled by my house and rattled the windows. My cat growled and ran to the door like she was ready to defend her castle.

When new people actually do come inside the house, she hides under the bed

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

@dinglyadele @aunt_deen @KnowUhST @hannahjwash @rainnwilson Why do you think giving birth is "the most female thing you could do"?

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

Last week, at a company event, I kept going on and on to a coworker about pie. Just today, I realized that conversation may have seemed like innuendo.

It wasn't. I just really love pie.

Especially rhubarb. 🥧

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

Someone in my neighborhood is playing Whitney Houston loudly and on repeat.

I'm so sorry that you're going through a breakup. Play those tunes as loud and as long as you need.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

@italinquen What does your shit look like? Because you may need to see a doctor.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

Wordle 248 2/6

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Pretty proud of myself today.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

@OhThatKelsey This is Valley. She is alive and well, if a little derpy.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

I just did that thing where I panicked and thought I was dying because there was blood coming out of my butt. Then I remembered that I ate a beet salad for lunch yesterday.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

Last night, I wanted to watch a movie about love. Obviously I chose "The Addams Family." Gomez and Morticia are relationship goals. Also, the family clearly loves and cares for each other.

It's the ultimate Valentine's Day movie.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

I finally understand the mentality of "love the sinner, hate the sin" now that my cousin's a cop.

[Pet Resource Center of Kansas City @prckcmo]

One of the few good things to come out of this winter storm: Valley showing off her matching snow coat and booties.
How do your pets react to the snow? ❄

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

Hey @RedCross, your blood donor standards are homophobic. Update them for the 21st century and I'll start giving blood again.

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

@AP I ran a traffic light once, does that mean I don't deserve medical care?

[Shiloh Scott @MxShilohKScott]

There's a certain comfort that comes from knowing that your phone is too old to be of interest to thieves.