first time dabi breaks into hawks apartment, his mission to gather dirt on him gets cut short by hawks being at home and sitting on the sofa, eating chicken. he completely ignores hawks’ question of “hey, what the hell are u doing here” because.. “why do u live in an ikea”
Women will selfship and be head over heels for a 45 year old fictional man from a video game who is balding and looks like he hasn’t showered in 5 weeks. Men refuse to even play a game if a fictional woman doesn’t fit their hyperspecific beauty standard.
hawks gets pissed by smth dabi does and sends him this detailed, long text and dabi just goes “ok 👍” then he puts his phone face down on the table, folds his hands and Waits
everyone talks about the struggle to choose a tittle for your fic but nobody talks about the NIGHTMARE that is finding out WHAT THE HELL you put as your summary