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[wizard @MxWizardry]

my old coworkers used to be obsessed with the epic musical and i just heard a song from it for the first time and cant stop laughing holy fucking shit coworkers are not real people

[wizard @MxWizardry]

@lesbolid im lowkey surprised they still use that image after me making poop went triple platinum but so glad they did i love him

[wizard @MxWizardry]

just met a celebrity

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@lesbolid #welive

[wizard @MxWizardry]

wifi router fell on the back of my neck in a way that immediately made me burst into tears and caused full body paralysis for almost 4 minutes

[wizard @MxWizardry]

@trexEmoji your life excites me. hopefully you find what you were looking for

[wizard @MxWizardry]

im actually way too drunk im seriously thinking about casting a real spell on karl jacobs like i think he should be able to redeem himself but i also think he should suffer first

[wizard @MxWizardry]

dont show me this text its heartbreaking to me.....

[nini @honglubotomy]

genuinely how it feels getting your friends to play games with you

[wizard @MxWizardry]

i had such a crush on chaka khan when she cameod on the phineas and ferb movie

[wizard @MxWizardry]

he didnt show up so like yes i should have

[wizard @MxWizardry]

took a picture of myself when i was crying in my car and you can hear beach life in death by csh in the live photo

[wizard @MxWizardry]

that white lady speaking greek sounds like minionese to me

[wizard @MxWizardry]

trying to apply for an apartment in a bar playing england argentina and the couple next to us has a loud baby and im dying and i owe $100,000 to the us government

[wizard @MxWizardry]

the people in these replies asking for validation for their equally bad cat names like something needs to change

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[leah @vistareal_]

on adderall drinking a redbull and vaping on the toilet

[wizard @MxWizardry]

@trexEmoji #thankyouforyourservice

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

PRO SUBSTANCE ABUSE CUZ ABUSING THE RIGHT SUBSTANCE CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE

[wizard @MxWizardry]

@lesbolid woah thats kinda like so enlightened... really freeing ive never thought of this option