Proper use of Yubo might be the defining factor of a low intellectual person. Just go on this app you will understand very quickly. Full of simps and morbidly obese people.
Real life meta for the super lazy has been changed and I will tell you the steps. Only works in the British isles. I am not condoning it at all this is just the method. Bear in mind this method does come with some RNG attached as you do have to spawn in the British isles, it takes a bit longer if you don’t but it’s still very doable. This method is really OP and I hope it’s patched soon.
1. Get Disability
You can now pretend your disabled Anxious or Depressed and get max pip. (This will be the source of your good times.)
2. Retatrutide (only if your fat.)
Find a reliable Chinese source and buy in vial form as it is much cheaper than the pen. This will improve your life massively if you can’t stop eating and you might have a chance of pulling a bird which is crucial for the next steps.
3. Nicotine Pouches.
Cheap head rush as your funds are short and you can’t afford cocaine this is a very cost effective drug and it feels nice and is also cheap.
4. Smash pints.
As you don’t have much money to play about with you will have to just rely on most of your money to smash pints go clubbing and eat pepes.
5. Find a bird who does the same thing.
Not only does this combine two disability incomes it also allows you to have a disabled child for even more massive bonuses. Will also increase your chances of getting a free house if you have a bird and a kid.
6. Fun never stops.
Now you have all this tax payer money make sure to have as much fun and do whatever you want as your too lazy or retarded to get a decent job anyways so you may aswell go to Benidorm or Tenerife 4 times a year and splash out all the cash on shit designer clothes so you can flex on other poor people who haven’t fully figured out the method yet.
The specifics of budget are very varied it basically just depends on how manipulative/smart you are which is probably not very likely if you use this method but I’ve averaged it at £24.6k cash + £8.4k housing per household a year
If you’d like more tutorials on how to live life in certain ways as easy as possible let me know. Wage and budget tips can also be accepted.
Only Iranians are doctors or engineers. You know when you look at who’s going to do your surgery and you see a Persian name you’re in immaculate hands.