MyAssholeOfficeMate

Join me as document the antics of my Asshole Office Mate.

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

“your dead kids don’t trump my constitutional rights.”

~Former Republican spokes person, Joe the Plumber #Uvalde #TexasSchoolMassacre #ProLifeMyAss

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

Is everyone ready for tonight’s series finale of #NXT? #wwe #wwenxt

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
President Skroob: I don't know about that beaming stuff...Is it safe?
Commanderette Zircon: Oh yes sir, Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

@peacockTV But not PS4s or Chrome. I shouldn’t have to buy a whole new OS for features most apps have by default, especially ones I pay for.

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

.@PeacockTV won’t let you pause live TV. #PeacockTV, you suck.

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam & spam.
#transformers #autobots #decepticons #twinferno #gnaw #toylife #officelife #robotswithcoffee #pageadaycalendar #dadjokes #badjokes #montypython https://t.co/Iiu2tffNmb

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

Classic.

#transformers #autobots #decepticons #twinferno #gnaw #toylife #officelife #robotswithcoffee #pageadaycalendar #dadjokes #badjokes #deadpool #kingdeadpool #funkopop https://t.co/PGLYp8MwHr

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

My Asshole Office Mate is sharing his “wisdom” as The Fool drops bombs.

#transformers #autobots #decepticons #twinferno #gnaw #toylife #officelife #robotswithcoffee #assholes

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

To be fair, European geography was only offered as an elective on #Cybertron.

#transformers #autobots #decepticons #twinferno #gnaw #toylife #officelife #robotswithcoffee #pageadaycalendar #dadjokes #badjokes #deadpool #minecraft https://t.co/ePGpXWqCtv

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

For once I agree with My Asshole Office Mate’s opinion. #transformers #autobots #decepticons #twinferno #gnaw #toylife #officelife #robotswithcoffee #pageadaycalendar #dadjokes #badjokes https://t.co/AfhWbZ0He8

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

The Fool sending happy thoughts to Hangman Adam Page.
#transformers #decepticon #gnaw #aew #aewdynamite #hangmanadampage #stewartsmally #thedarkorderaew https://t.co/hDmkYSwJAr

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

My Asshole Office Mate seems to think that decades old obscure references might not be the best way to gain new followers.

#transformers #autobots #decepticons #twinferno #gnaw #toylife #officelife #robotswithcoffee #pageadaycalendar #dadjokes #badjokes… https://t.co/HmlGtIUZ9I

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

My Asshole Office Mate and his topical jokes.

#transformers #autobots #decepticons #twinferno #gnaw #toylife #officelife #robotswithcoffee #pageadaycalendar #dadjokes #badjokes #clevelandbrowns #kansascitychiefs #pittsburghsteelers #nfl #playoffs #footb… https://t.co/9tJPDv1W6E

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

I’d complain about My Asshole Office Mate’s “jokes” but he’s the only one trying to keep this bit going.

#transformers #autobots #decepticons #twinferno #gnaw #toylife #officelife #robotswithcoffee #pageadaycalendar #dadjokes #badjokes https://t.co/lwuZuNXr8B

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

Again

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

The @POTUS committed a crime.

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

“Just because he’s on tape saying what he said doesn’t mean he said what he is recorded to have said.” ~My Asshole Office Mate

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

Today’s Asshole.

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[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

@lwood8417 Fair enough

[MyAssholeOfficeMate @MyAHoleOM]

@lwood8417 @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump How old were you in 2016? Because this was all very well known.

[GHERU @IamGHERU]

Hot Take: If you are unwilling to do what you think is right because doing so would help people you don't like you cannot claim to be true to American Values or a member of any religion. #PortlandProtest