James Hayward

Actor Filmmaker Podcaster Video Editor Screenwriter 27 club applicant

[James Hayward @MyAccentIsReal]

You support the troops but not the war? How dare you, that’s like supporting the medical workers but not the pandemic.

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I have secured exclusive footage of @brettgoldstein in Thor 5 #ThorLoverAndThunder #TedLasso

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My favorite part from the latest episode of #TedLasso was when one of the characters said “hey Siri” and all my Apple devices went off.

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Was I the only one more annoyed than I should be by shield’s cars in the latest episode of what if?

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No lie the best part of the Biden presidency is rewatching community s2e16

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Free movie idea, everyone in purgatory realizes if they do enough bad stuff they get to go to hell so everyone starts trying to kill each over. If you make this however you have to call it prugeatory

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“If I’m joining any branch I’m joining the military” @xx_bmx_poppi_xx

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My mid year resolution is to be 36% more like Ted Lasso

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@perfectsoundpod I’ve been really enjoying the show going back through all the episodes and I just realized my favorite album (Jeff Beck’s loud hailer) came out in 2016 so I will now officially say that 2016 is the greatest year in music.

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I’m not going on Tic Tok for a while because I’m afraid I’ll see that fucking dick rocket set to the Bezos Bo Burman song

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The amount of people using @boburnham s Bezos un ironically on Tic Tok has me very worried.

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If you want me to buy your racing game don’t show me a Range Rover racing a DB11 and a Huracan Evo racing an i8 in the trailer.

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Free movie idea, an Ai powered NPC programmed to take any actions possible to survive. Until one day it figures out how to effect things outside of the game.

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Would somebody please tell me when the iTunes podcast app stops being hot garbage? Because I switched to Spotify and I really don’t like their queue system

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How long until the Apple podcasts app stops being absolute unusable shite? Because I am days away from running to Spotify.

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@ModernHypocrite Then I will continue to not watch or know about that show!

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@reynoldsgareth Keep saying things like that and they will be 😢

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@Nick_Hellyeah Mate you’re telling me, I can literally see a wildfire from my house.

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Why can’t I find a girl like Planetina from the latest episode of Rick and Morty?

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Co worker “my ass is phat with a ph”
Me “we need to get a pool boy because your ph levels are way off”
(I demand recognition for what will surly be the best thing I will ever say)

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@TylerCoon20 That is the most Tyler thing I’ve ever heard