@7NewsMelbourne#roamingbrian is an absolute dick not actually wanting to interview the little kids who is @DysonHeppell was trying to have a conversation with. Dyson kept trying to change topic back to the kids!
i love how after you watch a great movie, you walk back into the real world and it feels like you’re still in the world of the movie for a few moments longer. it’s like the movie casts this magic spell on you where for just a few minutes, the world of the movie becomes reality
Erectile dysfunction is a part of God's plan to reduce abortions. We must criminalize the use of Viagra immediately to save us and legislate as much flaccidity as possible.
This could become a real problem. I’m flattered and honored that they chose my voice as an example to let us know that we’re fucked :) https://t.co/ODGxa872bN
@VoguishFiction This tweet makes you a quality writer? Writers don't spend their time trying to destroy people they feel inferior to. Just because you aren't successful or listened to as much, doesn't mean you aren't important. If you read some of @matthaig1 work you'll learn this about yourself
@zaktoscani I forgot how good that story was. I am still dying to know her motive. Was it just a random act of assholery or did she think it was smelling out the fridge!?