Michael Short

Everything here was on Reddit first.

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@JmalTyrone @CptAncapistan @stacycay Source for this bullshit?

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@johnrockshomes @patriciabellomo LOOK AT HOW PERSECUTED I AM. I'M SO PERSECUTED I RECEIVED A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON. I'M SO PERSECUTED I PARTICIPATED IN A VIOLENT RIGHT-WING RIOT AND FACED NO CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS.

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@johnrockshomes "Pardoned Patriot"

A proper country would have imprisoned you for life.

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@mallegiance_ Rams are 1-9 in their last 10 games vs the eagles. You could at least try 🤣

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@BeerlyKerry Caleb better than Love

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@mandyarthur You're one to talk

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@alexg_7426 @GuntherEagleman @LeadingReport No shot GuntherEagleman eats a banana with a spoon. Is this to avoid looking a little lgbtq by eating a banana the normal way?

Masculinity so fragile it needs 8 inches of styrofoam to insulate it from breaking

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@AlexFinn Respectfully you're an AI tech bro we don't give a single fuck about your opinion, and AI tech bros are part of the reason why we are in this situation.

You are not the centrist in the middle telling everyone on either side to calm down that you are claiming to be

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@Sadie_NC It literally isn't and I'm tired of you degenerate fucks

Sybau

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@SBarrettBar @MaryCherringto3 I WANT TO CALL IT CHRISTMAS AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE

And also, we all get along.

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[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@senatorbabet Not a Christian county. A country with many Christians, yes. You know this but it doesn't fit your narrative. Also do most people choose to live here or are they merely born here?

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@SarahisCensored Nothing like someone who yaps all day while claiming to be "Censored"

Truly insufferable behavior

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@MaElviraSalazar How do your comments about how the US should invade Venezuela to gain $1 trillion in economic activity keep America safe? How many oil stocks you own?

A properly functioning nation would have removed you from office (& into a cell) for advocating for a war of aggression

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@MilitaryBless @Bubblebathgirl @DeptofWar @SecWar These foreign trolls are everywhere

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Stephen Miller must be so disappointed.

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@sundiamondshine @FBIDDBongino Post it all here I want to see it.

And don't respond with an answer that is akin to "vibes"

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@LauraLoomer @Polymarket I could never embarrass myself day in and day out like you do. You must be exhausted girl

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@GoarKristi13435 @RealTheoWold Nashville is filled with 20 year old white college kids on road trips. TF you talking about?

[Michael Short @MyAimIsPoop]

@JealousCracker @Mesnia1016 @BMeiselas Okay crown prince you can get off your burner acct now