MJ

Nudist. Atheist. Bisexual. Reader. Runner. Theatre-goer. Stern Show fan. Life embracer. These things don't define me, but they say a little about me anyway.

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@ZanderSparksxxx You are still my all-time fave model on CB. You just keep getting hotter! Woof!

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Saddest day of my life... Got a lifetime ban from Zoom for breaking their rules about nudity -- FU whoever reported me for being in a j/o zoom room -- & now spent several hours & too much money getting drunk at a bar where no one even spoke to me to try to actually meet ppl IRL.

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Have you ever gone out to a bar/club feeling really good about yourself, then caught a glimpse of yourself in a mirror and want to just throw up (and then abruptly left)?

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@Ruth_A_Buzzi I have always loved @Ruth_A_Buzzi but I never thought she would still be making me laugh -- on Twitter of all places! -- deep into her 80s. This feed has been a constant source of joy & laughter. The void will be hard to fill. May she rest & laugh in peace.

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@uncutNYC_ THIS is how we get workers to commute to their midtown offices again!

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@kennyatx69 I guess I left just before that. Damn. I came back and just got double-teamed by two bfs myself.

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@FeldmanAdam I saw The Hills of California (2:45) and Our Town (1:35) back-to-back this week and said almost the exact same thing!

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@FeldmanAdam Saw it last weekend and couldn't agree more!

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@sternshow

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This @sternshow interview with Aubrey Plaza is radio death. Is Howard interviewing Aubrey or April from Parks & Rec?! Howard couldn't even get her to open up about his favorite topic (SNL). This is the interview equivalent of Howard's dental drilling without anesthesia.

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Two legends who may have done more for humanity than all the living politicians put together #RIPRichardSimmons #RIPDrRuth

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@andlat4 Mrs Roper

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I just popperbated with my twitter crush on zoom. This'll be in the spank bank for a while!

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@Onion287 Just listened to your @GTVlondon interview. Great chat!

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@GTVlondon @ACExhibitionist Another great interview!

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Will @howardstern be doing an obituary for @sternshow legend Crazy Cabbie? He died over the weekend. "Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah RIP Cabbie."

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@mac232000 Damn. Looks like a hot time was had by all. If I had known the time, I'd have been there. Hopefully, next time.

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@mac232000 What time? I'll be there!

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@PeteDominick @AdamSank @StandUpWithPete I have missed @AdamSank since he ended his podcast & (ostensibly) left Twitter. Thanks for having him back on. I have missed his voice. (I saw him do naked stand-up many yrs ago in NY. It was a short set, but very ballsy)