Bro... why you tryin me right now? 🔪 I'm about to cook your dinner... dangerous things can happen to you. 💀
@stay.at.homies qith the laughs this morning 🤣 give a follow! @ Atlanta, Georgia- United States of America https://t.co/HwuJhkQv9W
Don't sweat the small stuff... and most of it small stuff. 👍✌❤ Nobody tells you that. @ Atlanta, Georgia- United States of America https://t.co/ULfXxdnHLg
"Sweet baby J, can you do that trick for mommy where you turn her water into wine?" 🍷 😏🤣
@simoncholland always has the funnies 🤣 😂 😆 🙌 @ Atlanta, Georgia- United States of America https://t.co/EPbZsOzakl
Not AGAIN! Who are these people and why are they all calling me mom? 🍽 🥗 🥣 🍴 🍲 🥘 🍗 🥪 🍞 @ Atlanta, Georgia- United States of America https://t.co/nUu2jViKWc
I've moved (mostly) an elf all over this house for you! You'll sit and smile and love it. 🧀 📷 🤳 📹 🎥 📸
Stupid elf.
@shepensblog you had me at guiltily my kids 🤷🏼♀️😆 @ Atlanta, Georgia- United States of America https://t.co/Zzqyni4XTO
Kids have been with grandma since Thanksgiving Eve 😬 I might get body slammed today at pick up 🤷🏼♀️😂
@thenewenglanddad had this meme spot on! Mommy can't be away too long or ELSE! death by extreme hugging 🤗🤪😆 https://t.co/DXR6MoA6a8
PreMS, PMS, and PostMS sweets cravings last about 3 weeks 🍪 🍫 🍩 sooo oink, oink 🐷 🐖 😋
@themediocremrsmommy nobody's counting right? Maybe Count Chocula 🧛♂️ @ Atlanta, Georgia- United States of America https://t.co/907SQ0QxUb
Every. Single. Time. 🙄🤦🏼♀️someone come get this pre teen acting daughter of mine. 8 going on 18...
@jacana_mommy on point qith this meme as always 👌 👏 🤣 @ Atlanta, Georgia- United States of America https://t.co/XdmNQqZlHW