He Is Not Allowed

He Can't Do That

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to swim without floaties. Tryna drown and escape this relationship? Not today

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

#MyBoyfriendnotAllowedto close his eyes. What you tryna do? Vision your life without me?? Better Open ya eyes wide dont even blink

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to do algebra. He doesn't need to know how to find his X.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My Boyfriend is not Allowed to Laugh out Loud with hoes. What you tryna do? If you want to laugh, come to me. I will tell you the best jokes

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend is not allowed to stay up all night talking to "friends". You bored? Talk to Siri.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend is not allowed to speak to other girls on the phone. If he call 911 and a woman answers he better hang up & try again.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My Boyfriend is not allowed to have candles on his birthday cake. Wtf you wishing for? Your wishes came true the day you met me.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to speak to other females idc if your lost & need directions you better get on your knees& ask Jesus to guide u

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to the club without light up sketchers on. I NEED TO SEE YOUR EVERY MOVE.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend not allowed to hide his phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone, it's a wePhone.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to McDonald's. The only thing you gonna be lovin is me

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend not allowed to hide his phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone, it's a wePhone.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to the waitress, she don't need to be giving him the daily special.. I am the daily special.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to defend another girl when I'm talkin about her. If I say shes a hoe, Shes A Hoe!. Say it with me, "SHES A HOE!"

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

My boyfriend isin't allowed to drink any energy drinks. What you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Not today.

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

OMG 😵😮 @ChilIVibes is my favorite account! too real just check out his tweets

[He Is Not Allowed @MyBFCantDoThat]

Lost in my own mind.