MyBSLifeAndMe

All the funny, sarcastic total BULLSHIT in life, all on one Twitter page!

[MyBSLifeAndMe @MyBSLifeAndMe]

UR a hipster who sits at Starbucks all day but "Totally doesn't drink coffee"(it makes you jittery) plz tell me about what a #BADASS you are

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#ImLikeThe @BettyWhite and @Eastwood_ of drinking beer...badass and I never quit OR slow down!

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Why? Why the FUCK not?

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check out my #reallyshitty blog http://t.co/QIVy8jdh, help me!

[MyBSLifeAndMe @MyBSLifeAndMe]

Weddings are such great events, they're the only place where you can be drunk and sloppy around all of your family, and nobody judges you!

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Shout out to all the 90's baby's, with no babies!

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It is not my job to make you feel good about your self, Put your big people pants on and develop some damn #Confidence

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when someone thinks you're doing something nice for them, but you were really doing it for yourself...#BadTiming

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Am I the only one who remembers Nicki at the beginning of her singing career?

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

My pen has an ad on it but I'm not going to read it. I plan to use it purely for its ink.

[MyBSLifeAndMe @MyBSLifeAndMe]

#BitchPlease you get passed around more than a blunt at Woodstock!

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Buy shit you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't give two fucks about! #AmericanWay

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UR an upper middle class white college student in a first wrld cntry y r u ranting about NTHNG N PRTICULAR, for NO APPARENT REASON #DUMBASS