Ben Carter

I have no idea what I'm doing 93% of the time

[NextQ @nextqpls]

QUE ANIMAL NI SIQUIERA LO PUEDE ALINEAR BI...

oh...

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Colts fans after going 315 days without winning a football game

[Back Then Football @BackThenFB]

September 1st, 2007: Appalachian State pulls the biggest upset in CFB history, beating #5 Michigan in The Big House

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

how long after sex is it ok to open pokemon go

[rune sword @runesword1]

holy fuck i just hit a gargoyle while doing 30 down the king’s road. my carriage has been fucking obliterated

[friend o’ lesbians @xbigxslimex]

(Seeing someone’s boobs for the first time) these are getting 5 big booms

[Team Spirit Dota 2 @TSpirit_Dota2]

WE ARE THE THREE-TIME TI CHAMPIONS 🛡🛡🛡

We once dreamed of earning the first Aegis.
Then we did it twice.
Today a unique achievement has taken place that had never happened before in the history of Dota 2...

WE'VE WON THE INTERNATIONAL FOR THE THIRD TIME.

There have been wins and losses, incredible comebacks, tough matches, and moments when absolutely everything was on the line. We went through it all together, made it to the very end, and once again found ourselves where everyone dreams of ending up.

THREE AEGISES OF THE CHAMPIONS.

We would like to extend our gratitude to everyone who believed in us until the very end and got up early in the morning to watch our matches. Thank you for supporting us throughout every moment and for rooting for us both at home and in the stands!

WE LOVE YOU ❤️

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

Oh this bartender HATES getting tickled

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Cream sleeve @creamsleeve]

I can see the Hammond skyline from my seat

- cream

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

How seals sleep in time-lapse

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

My 93yo grandma when the Benihana's chef tosses her a shrimp:

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

No.

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

(knee, jail) might be the most insane legit designation of all time