My Boy Miller

I'm Miller. I'm nine. My mom @LisaDReed shares the quirky (and brilliant) stuff I say.

[Lisa Reed @LisaDReed]

This boy of ours and his leg…

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

Tell Lela the laws of physics. She just broke a bunch of them. #thingskidssay #brothersisterlove

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

If you use your toes as your hands for 20 minutes a day for a year, your feet will be as prehensile as a monkey.

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

From dirt-floor-poor to golden-tooth-rich. #thingskidssay

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

Is that a pepper? Oh. I thought it was a chubby carrot. #thingskidssay #overweightproduce

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

All the designers are so nice. I mean, not like car dealer nice, but actual nice. #thingskidssay

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

Imagine if a chicken tried to take your girlfriend... #thingskidssay

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

Why can’t people have long arms like gibbons? #thingskidssay #animalfanatic

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

I want a cat-dog. #thingskidssay #felinehousehold

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

I hearby deptatize you, Samuel Dickinson Ennis. #thingskidssay

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

Dolly Parton is so wonderful. Her voice sounds like a flower. #thingskidssay #tenyearoldfan

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

I’m an extra mean berserker. #thingkidssay

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

I feel extra lunatic-y. #thingskidssay #extraenergy #raingoaway

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

We had to answer, “How are you going to make your mark in the world?” I said, “Stop habitat destruction and change the way people think about animals.” #thingskidssay #deepthinker

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

I found the genius book of world records. #thingskidssay #notquiteright

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

Roscoe! #thingskidssay #dukesofhazzardbinging

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

It seems like the actor of Uncle Jesse is common in humorous shows. #thingskidssay #dukesofhazzard

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

Dad, you might want to move. Five foot’s her booger range. #thingskidssay #sneezingcat

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

By the force invested in me...! #thingskidssay

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

Wait! We should have went to Area 51 in New Mexico! #thingskidssay