The Brain

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@mikepat711 🍑 He peaches

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

Easy example. There is a light on one side of a bridge I go over. If I accelerate fast and speed when it goes from red to green, I will miss the timed red light at the other side of the bridge. If I go the speed limit, I hit the red light. This is literally every time I go to this intersection.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@DelusionPosting Take her out of the grandma clothes and I am sure she looks good.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@thecyborgscribe @muslimlebron Yeah, but if you always speed, you will inevitably miss hitting the red lights over the course of your travels.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@muslimlebron If I speed and hit green lights that would have turned red had I driven slower, that is significant time saved.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@jackunheard I’ve never understood the dumbasses that stand up as soon as the plane lands and stare at each other for 15 minutes. Sit down and look at your phone (which now has cell service) until people a few rows in front of you start disembarking.

[Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin]

Libs: If Jesus was around you would call him "woke." The Bible is akshully liberal

Texas: Ok, lets have children read it

Libs: NO that'll make them fascist

[Mat Nuclear @MatNuclear]

Israel made peace with Egypt in 1979, and hasn’t attacked it since.

Israel made peace with Jordan in 1994, and hasn’t attacked it since.

Saudi Arabia never attacked Israel, and Israel hasn’t attacked Saudi.

Maybe Israel just defends itself against enemy belligerents.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@MattWallace888 Blocked for a bad post

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@DustyTrident @RodzIsBackVII @jackunheard Read my original message. You stand up and get your bag when the people a few rows in front of you start moving. Or you can get your luggage out of the bin and sit down.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@RodzIsBackVII @jackunheard I get my stuff dout of the overhead bin and then sit down. It’s not rocket science.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@RodzIsBackVII @jackunheard It takes like 30 seconds max to get things out of the overhead bins. Everyone is standing there for 15 minutes, just looking around at each other like NPCs.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

I’ve never understood the dumbasses that stand up as soon as the plane lands and stare at each other for 15 minutes. Sit down and look at your phone (which now has cell service) until people a few rows in front of you start disembarking.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@jackunheard What is the rush? You just traveled at over 500 mph to get to your destination. Chill out for a second kid.

[Riley Nuttall @nuttallriley1]

Last silly post of the day ❤️

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@BluntJeromy @_MAGA_NEWS_ The Chinese tower was built in 2008 dumbass.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@KingPuffaDutch @_MAGA_NEWS_ The Chinese tower was built in 2008 dumbass.

[The Brain @MyBrain1337]

@Hitchslap1 IQ points obviously. I'm the brain.