Ashley Canada

I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

Had an awesome time seeing Logic last night !!! @Logic301 Killed it !!! Such a great show!

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

@Logic301 I just found out my sons 5th grade promotion is the same day as the concert, there are only two ways to solve this ….bring the concert to his school or wait for me before you take the stage cause I am gonna be late 😂😂😂 what we doing ? 😂😂

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

I got my @Logic301 tickets for the DC show , I am freakin pumped !! I am so excited for my first logic concert!!! Let’s gooooooooo 😁😁 #logic #collegeparktour

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

#GOGimmighoul

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[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
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[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Mommy finger,mommy finger where are you ? 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼Here i am here i am how do you do.

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

So my son had a tooth pulled today at the dentist and I don’t think he is very happy about it #dentist #tooth #toothfairybetterhavemymoney #fuckthisballoon #toothlifematter #thisballoonsucks #takethisballonandgivememytoothback #worstmommy

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

@hitRECordJoe

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

One thing I can definitely recommend is spending less time on twitter.

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

I see you been working out with Morty @Logic301 #rickAndMorty #strongarm #takemystronghand #bicepsfordays

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

Who did this at target ?!😂😂😂😂 #target #kidslivesmatter #hideyakids

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

This video is awesome 👏👏 😂@Logic301 #officespace #fuckthatfax #haveyouseenmystapler #logic #lovehim https://t.co/W3iDf3RbKB

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

Take it back, take it way back
Take it way way back to my first island trip, man
Long ago before I had a baby and could be seen with a fifth in my hand
#needavacation #thebeachiscalling #throwbacktopuntacana #whitesandclearwater #logic #wordplaywhynot

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

Now that my child is learning how to spell he has figured out how to spell Bad words like ass, I can’t say words like pass without him reminding me that a bad word is in there #ass #whenwillitend #icantwithhim #atleasthecanspell #maybeheisagenius #futureassman

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

How do you stop a child from eating their boogers #AskingForAFriend #kidsaregross #hesfreakin6 #whenwillitend

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

I need some more swag for my desk, @Logic301 I am gonna need you to get some #logic #funkos in the works and let me know when they will be available, k thanks 👌😊😊

[Ryan Weinberger @HandsZeus26]

Lmaooooo I like #EdSheeran that much more now, thats classic stuff there.

[Ashley Canada @MyBuffoonery]

@bthorn_612 I hope u get stung by a million bees