My Cock is Called

Things my penis is called.

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My cock is called School because bitches never want to come.

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Snickers Satisfies.

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My cock is called Mike's Hard Lemonade. It is strictly for pussies.

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My cock is called Rubik's Cube. The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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My cock is called Life. Women make it hard.

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My cock is called Asthma because it leaves bitches breathless.