MyPlethoraDadEXP

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Wow! It’s been a year… I survived. She survived. It’s been a wild year. #JobAnniversary #ElmoThemedParty #Yes

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Haven’t posted in a while…

I blame my child… but I also blame them for my farts too!

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With a baby, I have a new product design for #coke cans. Every time I crack one open it wakes the baby!! Ahhhh! #HireMe #CokeIsRefreshing

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Mother Day hits differently when you become a parent! #ThankYouMoms

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Happy Mothers Day! I am really grateful for all the mothers out there! I know the mother of my daughter is 1 in a million! She’s everything I could imagine but more!! Thank you!

And of course for my mother too! #DeserveMoreRespect

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Beware: All diapers are not the same!

#diapers #baby #dadlife #blowout

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Friends and Family, Thank You. It really does take a village to raise a kid!

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Correction Long Weekend at the Shore.

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When you go for a long vacation, but need to pack 1,926 bags just for your newborn. #luggageDad #suitcasefullofdiapers #whereDoIThrowAwayPoopyDiapersNow #whythatwasalonfhashtag

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Dreaming to be a baby! Great life.

Just eating, pooping, playing, burping, and of course sleeping - on my schedule!

#babyboss #babyrules #babylife #dreaming

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There are a million of cool products for newborns/babies and I want to buy them all! But then I think, I’ll be able to use it for maybe 3 months max’ what a rip off! *Amazon Order Complete*

#Amazon #babyproducts #newbornclothes #alwaysneedmorediapers

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One day I’m really going to miss these 4am feedings… but not today.
#babyfeeding #babyboss

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Résumé:
- Trusting subordinates to do sensitive tasks in a quality manner
- Delivers cuteness and cuddles on a daily basic
- Continuous Improvement on technical and soft skills
- Promoted to 5ozs of milk within 6 weeks at job

#BabyResume #BabyAchievements #LinkedIn #Jobs

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Should I sign up my child for a LinkedIn Account?! I’ll update their achievements and Résumé in real time.

Achievement:
- Holding head up-ish
- BA -Burping Aggressively
- PNC -Professional Napping Coach
- MD -Magical Diaper (things just appear)
- Smiling Back at Daddy & Mommy

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Deciding making her room theme elephants are a great idea… I think. Let’s hope when she isn’t afraid of elephants when she gets a little older! #babyelphants #lovable #cute #nurserythemes #babystuff

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I’ll get a full night sleep in 18 years!

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There should be a March madness bracket for baby outfits.. once it gets spit up, peed on, or pooped on gets Eliminated.

#MarchMadness #MarchMadness2022 #babymarchmadness #baby #dadthoughts

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My baby is cuter then yours!!

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I keep wondering if my little princess is going to be grow up to become a specific type of girl! Please help and vote what you think she will be!! #Tacobell #Chipotle #Qdoba

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Tips for future dads:
Do some arm crawls beforehand since you will be holding your baby a lot!

#NoPainNoGain #baby