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JUST IN: ๐บ๐ธ New York has officially banned the construction of new data centers for 1 year.
After that, data centers will pay higher electricity rates than residents.
The definition of misogyny is Jasmine Crocket wasn't good enough to be a senator but the same people who deemed her unqualified for that office is telling us Graham Cunningham Platner is worthy of being a senator with no qualifications, experience with a grave yard of skeletons.
3 days into fatherhood, I think people have kids too early. Canโt imagine doing this with the emotional regulation huge ego and lack of resources I had at 25
Anyone mad at that influencer couple for having an abortion needs to use that energy to lobby for better public resources so that families of loved ones with disabilities can have a better quality of life.
Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldnโt trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isnโt a good guy looking out for Americaโs best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didnโt hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. Itโs like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things weโre told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
Thatโs the joke.