Jeremy🌱James

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[Jeremy🌱James @MyDinnerWithJJ]

what its like to watch tv w me

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

SATURDAY: Knicks win first championship in 53 years.

NYC MONDAY MORNING:

[Kevin Maisto @kevinmaisto]

this is how it’ll be when It Happens

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

those spurs nuns better not come to the garden bc there’s no god in nyc

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

After tonight:

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Bring back
🕯 Modell’s 🕯

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[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arsenal are the Premier League Champions

[Jeremy🌱James @MyDinnerWithJJ]

somebody tell reddit i dont know what vdi is or if im overpaying for it or if i have ever paid for it

[Jeremy🌱James @MyDinnerWithJJ]

sometimes i hold my phone and my hand meat touches the screen when i dont want that

[Jeremy🌱James @MyDinnerWithJJ]

ever just feel like dropping your phone in the toilet

[Jeremy🌱James @MyDinnerWithJJ]

@desusnice i keep my eyelashes #4 oct-april

[Jeremy🌱James @MyDinnerWithJJ]

rawdogging tv (no subtitles) like a maniac

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

@mphelpsm the jets are an unstoppable sports juggernaut

[Lost In Film @LostInFilm]

David Lynch's last recorded words ❤️✨

[Jeremy🌱James @MyDinnerWithJJ]

DAYREIGN: an elden ring adventure

[KAMI @Okami13_]

The Game Awards statue update:

❌ Not Elder Scrolls 6
❌ Not God of War
❌ Not Diablo 4 DLC

At this point it has to be something completely unexpected.

[hypniac @hypniac]

i am constantly thinking about this

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

i would be honored to have a weapon formed specifically against me

[jp @excesstential]

my favorite poem i’ve read today

[sevynn @nwjnsev]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭